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A Blonde's year in review.

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:41 pm
by Top Wop
> Blonde`s Year in Review:
>>
>>
>>
>> January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>>
>> February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
>> labels.....\"duh\".....bottles won`t fit in typewriter!!!
>>
>> March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
>> \"2-4 years!\"
>>
>> April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
>>
>> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cup s of water won`t fit into those
>> little packets!!!
>>
>> June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn`t find a lake with a slope.
>>
>> July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
>> swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>>
>> August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top
>> was down.
>>
>> September - The capital of California is \"C\".....isn`t it???
>>
>> October - Hate M &M`s.....they are so hard to peel.
>>
>> November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
>> pound and I weigh 108!!!
>>
>> December - Couldn`t call 911.....\"duh\".....there`s no \"eleven\" button on
>> the phone!!!
>>
>>
>> What a year!!

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:20 pm
by Iceman
LOL @ the 911

Re:

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:31 pm
by Richard Cranium
Iceman wrote:LOL @ the 911
You know, it's been advised to teach your kids that it is 9-1-1 not 9-eleven for that vary reason.

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:29 pm
by Capm
I thought it was always 9-1-1. I never heard it referred to as 9-11, especially since 9-11

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:08 pm
by roid
>> September - The capital of California is \"C\".....isn`t it???
haha, i like that one :)

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:30 am
by Duper
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
Score!

:D

Re: A Blonde's year in review.

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:23 pm
by Boo
Top Wop wrote:>> October - Hate M &M`s.....they are so hard to peel.
:D

Re: A Blonde's year in review.

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:07 pm
by Escorter
Top Wop wrote:>> May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cup s of water won`t fit into those
little packets!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:00 pm
by fyrephlie
ok... can i just point out that its really annoying to not take the >> s off the email that was forwarded to you.... :P

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:53 pm
by roid
i like them, it's a handy visual que that it's quoted text. I sometimes manually put them in (in addition to italics) thesedays when i'm replying to things, you should try it out if you get sick of using quote tags.

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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:18 am
by Top Wop
fyrephlie wrote:ok... can i just point out that its really annoying to not take the >> s off the email that was forwarded to you.... :P
I was too lazy. You can copy and paste into Wordpad and remove them yourself and then read it. :P

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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:49 am
by fyrephlie
Top Wop wrote:
fyrephlie wrote:ok... can i just point out that its really annoying to not take the >> s off the email that was forwarded to you.... :P
I was too lazy. You can copy and paste into Wordpad and remove them yourself and then read it. :P
if i used windows... i might just do that... :P

i have 8 words for you:

fi nd a nd re pl a ce

:P