What is it about Economics? Seriously. Why do so few people even try to understand economics, which simply is the study of the production, distribution and consumption of goods and services? There are whole schools of thought concerning economics, too, as though it is some arcane and mystical field incapable of human comprehension, akin to philosophy, theology or the mind of the teenage girl. There's Keynesian Economics, the Austrian School and Marxism, to name a few. Economics can be micro or macro; it can even trickle down, according to some.
The Secret of Economics
Ok. I'm going to clear it up, once and for all, here and now, for everybody. Here's the secret key to economics: There is no such thing as a free lunch.
That's it. Any time you find your eyes glazing over while economics is being discussed, simply repeat the mantra: There is no such thing as a free lunch. You'll be way ahead of those around yourself. A corollary of the \"no free lunch\" maxim, which served as the anthem for the 1930s and soon will again be popular: \"Brother, can you spare a dime?\"
Deficit Financing or... Just Put it on the MasterCard
Ok. Maybe there is a little more to it, but not much. Here it is: Spend more than you earn and you go into debt. Governments that print more money than justified by goods and services have to borrow the funds for the money, just like everybody else...if they have central banks, that is, which means virtually every government on the planet. Borrowing means debt. Go into debt deeply enough and you never will get out - you will go bankrupt...even if you believe in free lunches.
Printing extra money dilutes the value of existing money. This is well understood by corporate executives who do the same thing when they give themselves stock options which, when exercised, dilute (\"water\") the value of already-outstanding stock purchased by mere mortals like you and I (who are referred to by corporate insiders as \"suckers\"), leading to a decline in the value of the stock. This is where stockholders (the \"suckers\") get sheared.
Eventually, the market gets wise, dumps the stock and the company goes out of business, thereby completing the sucker shearing process. The unemployed executives take their ill-gotten gains and open a new business, conduct an IPO and the process starts afresh. In this single paragraph, you have just learned everything of value that I ever learned in my former life as a financial analyst.
In the old West, unscrupulous bartenders added water to their stores of whiskey in order to increase profits; source of the term \"watered stock.\" Eventually, their patrons went elsewhere and they went out of business. The term carried over to the securities field.
Diluted money is said to be inflated instead of watered, since more dollars chase the same quantity of goods and services, which inevitably leads to price inflation. This is where you and I, gentle reader, get sheared by our own government. Eventually, governments that print too much extra money go out of business. America's is living on time borrowed by virtue of the fact that its currency has served as the world's currency for so long. As China, Iran, Iraq, Warren Buffet and Bill Gates all have told us recently, by dumping the dollar themselves, America's time now is up.
The average American family well understands the consequence of deficit spending via those ubiquitous credit cards: they simply refinanced the house! Now they are about to learn a very painful lesson, one their grandparents learned nearly a century ago.
The Zen of Not Knowing
Used to be, when something seemed clear to me, yet befuddled others, I assumed that I simply didn't understand it. No more, though. Finally, I am attaining that degree of certitude reserved to the very young, the very old and the very pretty. When I was in my twenties, I thought I knew everything. I was wrong. Now, approaching my dotage, I know that I don't know everything. But, these days I do know when I don't know something. What's more, I know when somebody else doesn't know something, even if I don't know it either. You can tell by the way they act.
Doctors, in particular, hate it when I say this: If a professional cannot explain anything within his field of expertise to you in terms that you instantly grasp, then he doesn't understand it himself. Anything. Okay, lawyers, test yourselves: explain the Rule Against Perpetuities to your sons and daughters. Estate planning clients, test your lawyer by demanding that he or she explain that Rule to you.
Mechanics who can't explain how my automatic transmission works don't get to work on it. Ditto for HVAC guys who can't explain why heat pumps almost always make more sense than traditional furnaces and air-conditioning systems. And contractors who can't render a spot-on estimate almost instantaneously...well, don't get me started.
Here's another maxim concerning professionals, while we're on the subject: Any professional who does not bring more to a transaction on your behalf than he or she takes in fees is worthless. If followed, that guideline would render most lawyers and all judges in America unemployed tomorrow.
Government Economists, Central Bankers and Other Ignorant Thieves
Here's something you can take to the bank: The guys in charge of economics in America don't know what they're talking about. Actually, it's not that simple. I mean, they really don't know what they're talking about, but they purposely make it complicated in an attempt to hide something that they do know: they are robbing us blind. Their ignorance is belied by the fact that they think they can keep it from us forever. Ignorance, not stupidity. These guys aren't dumb. It takes a towering intellect to build a towering house of cards. America's current house of economic cards is the tallest ever built.
The Federal Reserve Bank (\"the Fed\") is a private organization. It is not Federal, it is not a Bank and it has no reserves. It is owned, in the main, by foreigners named Rothschild, Warburg, Seif and Lazard. Make of that fact what you will.
The Fed was established in 1913 to stabilize America's money supply by regulating the operations of all of America's banks. What a joke! For two hundred years prior to the Fed's establishment, without its \"stabilizing\" influence, the American dollar varied little, if at all. A 1910 dollar bought exactly what an 1810 dollar bought, not to mention all the other American dollars, right back to the founding of the Republic.
Know what today's dollar will buy? Exactly what two cents would have bought on the day the Fed was established! Two cents. What happened to the other 98 cents? They were stolen by the Fed, doing exactly what the quotes at the head of this article promise will happen in the future.
The dollar has declined over 30% just since George W. Bush first assumed office, five years ago. You saw it happening. You heard about it. Deficits, donchaknow. Towering deficits, as far as the eye can see. Spending deficits. And trade deficits, which simply are spending deficits at the international level. Deficits of monumental and historical proportions. Humongous deficits. Deficits that defy description.
Gotta pay for that pointless war in Iraq (coming soon to an Iran near you), all that health care for the illegal immigrants, all that welfare for the now-permanent underclass in America, all those new government workers, all that price gouging by Halliburton...and so on.
When the government spends five dollars, yet takes in only four dollars, it simply prints the fifth dollar, which it then, incredibly enough, proceeds to borrow from the Fed. Counterfeiting, if you will, but they call it deficit spending. I call it theft.
Every phony dollar printed by the government dilutes the purchasing power of those dollars you already possess, as those of you who have received the secret key to economics now understand. Theft, pure and simple - which you have come to accept, even expect as normal, in the ever-increasing prices of everything you buy. Taxes are bad enough, but theft by inflation is bankrupting America.
Even a small amount of inflation, over a long enough period of time, will result in theft of the entire money supply. Remember, only two cents are left and, boy, do I intend to give you mine here today!
Any amount of inflation is too much. Zero inflation. Like gravity, it's the law. Violate it at peril of getting badly hurt.
Gold used to regulate inflation for us, effortlessly. But gold prevented theft by the Fed, so it had to go.
Monetary Inflation
There is no such thing as a free lunch. When the government goes to lunch, you get to pay for it. The first four dollars of its five-dollar lunch might come from your taxes. The fifth dollar simply is printed and, when spent, dilutes the value of your remaining dollars. And that literally is what happened this past year, since America's money supply now is increasing at a clip of about 20%, but with no corresponding increase in the goods and services produced by America.
More dollars chasing the same goods and services: monetary inflation. Money, like work, expands to fill the space allotted to itself, with the result that prices are bid up: price inflation.
Here's the whole point of a gold standard: they couldn't dig gold out of the ground any faster than the total supply of goods and services increased worldwide. Gold as money worked and was stable because of that simple fact. Paper money doesn't work, never has worked and never will work simply because there is no limitation on how much a government prints.
Yes, it really is that simple. Now you understand economics better than the PhDs running America. Historically, all governments have printed their paper currencies into hyperoblivion. If you think the American dollar's experience will be any different, then you might be an Economist.
That is why, in March 2006, the American government is going to stop reporting how much the money supply grows - to keep guys like me from seeing its excess and telling you exactly how much was stolen from you. Why? Because a growing number of Americans are starting to listen to guys like me and mumble aloud things like: \"Git a rope!\"
WhirlyBen and Easy Al
Incoming Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has made it clear that he intends to continue the disastrous polices of outgoing Chairman Alan Greenspan: inflate the money supply mercilessly. Maybe even rain it down from helicopters, needs be. That's why I call him \"WhirlyBen\" Bernanke.
Neither WhirlyBen nor \"Easy Al\" understands economics, though both know full well that they have been stealing from you. They think that there is a free lunch and that the tab can be held at bay forever. They are wrong and we are dangerously close to the tipping point right now - the point beyond which too few of us have enough wealth or income after taxes (not to mention the government theft that is monetary inflation) to pay the mortgage and feed our families.
Gonzo Economists
There are some economists in America who seem to understand things. Predictably, they are viewed as, well, nuts by their brethren. Richard Daughty (
http://www.321gold.com/archives/archive ... rd+Daughty), aka \"the Mogambo Guru,\" bills himself as the \"the angriest man in economics\" and writes a weekly column funnier than you might imagine. Robert Chapman, who pens a weekly stream-of-consciousness screed called \"The International Forecaster (
http://www.theinternationalforecaster.com/),\" is another. Both of these guys walk around wearing sandwich boards that proclaim \"The End is Near\" on the front and \"Buy Gold\" on the back. Naturally, these guys are my economics gods. And Bill Bonner, founder of The Daily Reckoning (
http://www.dailyreckoning.com/). Though Bonner is far too normal and nice a guy, his head pretty much is screwed on correctly, too, which means backwards. He wears a sandwich board, too.
The Mogambo, Chapman and Bonner all claim to not understand why the Fed does what it does. I wonder. Of course, they are right, insofar as they insist upon measuring the Fed against its own charter and thereby expect our government to do right by its citizenry. It seems pretty clear to me, though, exactly what is going on: a shearing.
Goodbye, Dollar - Hello, Globo
The Fed and its surrogate, the United States government (yes, that is the correct order, boys and girls), intend to crash the dollar like the mortally-wounded eagle-cum-albatross it has become. Perhaps the impending Iranian move to demand Euros instead of dollars for its oil (not so coincidentally, that is exactly what Iraq did just before we decided to invade it) will be the final straw. If not, we are dangerously close, regardless.
soThink deflation, which has been masked for several years now by the monetary inflation being spewed by the Fed (except as regards your paycheck, of course). When that no longer works and the final refuge of the inflato-dollar, real estate, has its not-so-little bubble burst, think true hyperinflation, Weimar style.
This is the way it has to be, if one-world government, over a hundred years in the making, is to be implemented. We will need a one-world currency. It can't be the mortally-wounded dollar and it sure won't be the Euro. This is not idle speculation on my part. It is intense speculation and the result of years of seeing Feds under every bed and behind every tree. You see them now, too, don't you? If not, you will.
I call the coming new money the \"Globo,\" for lack of a better term. I should trademark that, I suppose, so that I can charge them big bucks for using it when the time comes. Of course, they would just pay me in useless dollars, anyhow, so what's the point?
The Globo primarily will be electronic, transferred as debits and credits via what we now call \"ATM\" or \"debit\" cards. The embedded chip will be the preferred mode. That's \"the Mark of the Beast\" to you Revelations fans.
Of course, WWIII and Depression II will accompany the transition to the Globo, to mask the real reason for the changeover and facilitate the real shearing, which has yet to take place, but that is a story beyond the scope of today's discussion (though not beyond the scope of my book, Defensive Racism (
http://www.DefensiveRacism.com), which I recommend you get and read immediately, before the dollars you pay for it become even more worthless).
The Globo is absolutely necessary if they are to monitor the movement of all money, rather than just most of the money, as at present. That way, they get their vigorish every time a Globo passes \"Go.\" Besides, with the Globo they will procure the ultimate ability to micromanage each and every one of us (\"Ye shall neither buy nor sell,\" to put it in terms to which you Revelations fans will relate).
Ok. That takes care of \"WhirlyBen\" and \"Globo\" from the title of today's piece. What about \"the Great American Gold Grab?\" Glad you asked. I also hear a number of shrieks out there just now, along with the Biblical weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth: What will we do? Save us! Save us!
I hope I'm not being too melodramatic here.
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