Emo Farm

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:00 pm

I thought this was particularly funny and well done (if you know what "emo" is).

XSabre · Post by **XSabre** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:24 pm

lmao, great find!

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:42 am

"we are not an emo ranch"
"that's right we do not slaughter our emo's"
"there's a difference"

haha

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:59 am

whoever made this really hates emos.
and that's just sad.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:47 am

Haha, that's horrible.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:48 am

What's Emo?

The two farmers sound like they're mocking Reno 911.

Funny though.

This is how you call an emo: "Your first album was better! You're corporate sellouts!"

So is Emo the bastard son of Nirvana and Backstreet Boys?

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:01 am

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=emo

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:05 am

how about answering the ★■◆●ing question instead of directing me to something ive already checked?

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:21 am

search result # 1 for the above search, sentence # 2:

"Emo is a broad title that covers a lot of different styles of emotionally-charged punk rock."

looks like he did answer the ****ing question. Maybe Jeebus blinded your eyes or was it Jeeh00bah who paralyzed your clicky finger at the crucial moment?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:31 am

★■◆● you

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:50 am

LMAO! @ the subject

and a good "Heh" at lobbers leet Google skills!

good retort by the way.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:53 am

If I ask a question, I expect an answer, not a "Go look it up for yourself" response. Tard.

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:06 am

Lazy!!!!!!!

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:21 am

Lobber wrote:If I ask a question, I expect an answer, not a "Go look it up for yourself" response. Tard.

Lobber is Tophers mom?!??

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:23 am

Scratch wrote:Lazy!!!!!!!

X2

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:15 am

Will Robinson wrote:
Lobber wrote:If I ask a question, I expect an answer, not a "Go look it up for yourself" response. Tard.
Lobber is Tophers mom?!??

...huh?

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:46 pm

Lobber wrote:If I ask a question, I expect an answer, not a "Go look it up for yourself" response. Tard.

We call this place the "internet" and nobody owes you anything you don't earn, you worthless ingrate rejected turd.

You, at least, got a targeted link instead of "google, moron" which is all you deserve in retrospect.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:04 pm

Who the ★■◆● do you think you're talking to here? All I saw was a "google" link, which I find very disrespectful. If there was a link in the page he directed me to, then how difficult would it have been to use that direct link instead?

As a side note it did answer my question. Emo is basically a side branch from Punk Rock - a retro-antiestablishmentarian style of thrash music with an eclectic mix with acoustical instrumentation and subpar amplification equipment with a heavy dose of raw unbridled emotion mixed in.

There's your answer. Moron.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:19 pm

Lobber wrote:how about answering the ****ing question instead of directing me to something ive already checked?

Lobber wrote:**** you

Lobber wrote:If I ask a question, I expect an answer, not a "Go look it up for yourself" response. Tard.

Lobber wrote:Who the **** do you think you're talking to here? All I saw was a "google" link, which I find very disrespectful. If there was a link in the page he directed me to, then how difficult would it have been to use that direct link instead?

Lobber wrote:There's your answer. Moron.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Not very JW of you. Your Elders must be so proud of you.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:24 pm

Lober, calm down, or just leave.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:33 pm

I have anger issues.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:34 pm

And my asperger's syndrome is my excuse.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:40 pm

Lobber wrote:how about answering the ****ing question instead of directing me to something ive already checked?

Wow, learn to read, damn...

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:55 pm

You know, I retract what I said. I don't like to pick on retarded people.

It takes all the challenge away.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:57 pm

Lobber wrote:I have anger issues.

No ★■◆●....

Lobber, I'm only going to warn you once. If you can't bother to keep your anger in check, then don't bother posting. Your replies in this thread were totally uncalled for and will NOT be tolerated in the future.

Furthermore, if you're too lazy to look things up for yourself, then don't take it out on anyone else when you get pointed to google.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:58 pm

ROFL! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Announcer: In this corner we have Lobber, who admits to "anger issues" and wants to know what "emo" means. And in the other corner we have the rest of the DBB!

In the first round JMEaT throws a nasty Google link from the left, and Lobber dodges with a â??Iâ??ve already checked that dumbassâ?

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:13 pm

And Krom gets mobbed by a swarm of DBBers after making a snide comment!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:19 pm

[quote="Krom"]ROFL! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Announcer: In this corner we have Lobber, who admits to "anger issues" and wants to know what "emo" means. And in the other corner we have the rest of the DBB!

In the first round JMEaT throws a nasty Google link from the left, and Lobber dodges with a â??Iâ??ve already checked that dumbassâ?

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:22 pm

anyone remember EMO Phillips?

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:42 pm

Topher wrote:
Will Robinson wrote:
Lobber wrote:If I ask a question, I expect an answer, not a "Go look it up for yourself" response. Tard.
Lobber is Tophers mom?!??
...huh?

Sorry, the whole "If I ask a question I expect an answer.." thing is so typical of a mother scolding her child. Sometimes my sense of humor only extends as far as me

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:01 pm

Derail Emo Topic: CHECK!

Man, you guys are so easy to manipulate it's not even funny!

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:03 pm

Will Robinson wrote:Sometimes my sense of humor only extends as far as me

well,
the only thing i googled was this

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:08 pm

Lobber wrote:Derail Emo Topic: CHECK!

Classic... a moving target!

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:13 pm

Behold! The Artful Dodger!

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:38 pm

and the new chorus is: "i can't be someone and eat somebody like you."

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:43 pm

Behold! Your new rank!

Don't derail topics.

Now back on subject you corporate sell out.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:46 pm

Awesome! A new custom made rank! My plan worked perfectly muwahahaha

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:05 pm

u2shairubbas

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:05 pm

Now all you need to do is say "FOSHIZNITTLE" and post a picture of a cat, and you'll be just like AceCombat!

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:15 pm

"You two (dot dot dot). "you guys must share ******!!!"