Quench your thirst for knowledge

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:36 am

...with Google Gulp!

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

The FAQ is hilarious.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:35 pm

Now if they could make my bottled water taste like Guinness, the day would go faster.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:37 pm

Lmao, I love it.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:44 pm

Bwhahaha

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:24 pm

Fine Print wrote:Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlexâ?¢, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear.

LOL