Chinese Proverbs

[Top Wop]

Good candidates for forum signatures!

>CHINESE PROVERBS
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>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget

[JMEaT]

LOL!

[Robo]

Hahaha.... hahaha... haha... LMAO..

[Mobius]

Man who put ***** in cookie tin is fcuking crackers.

[Jeff250]

Funny how the Chinese proverbs are puns on the English language.

[Tricord]

That's RICH

[Liquid Fire]

Man who sneezes into his palm takes matter into his own hands.

[Richard Cranium]

Walk with pride man! Walk with pride.

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<b> >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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[Ferno]

man who can't pee at four seasons goes at cheveron station.

[KompresZor]

women who fly upside down in airplane will have crack up.

[Beowulf]

Man who sleeps with hard problem, wakes up with solution in hand. Happy Valentines Day everybody.