UPDATED: I am a Japanese School Teacher

[WarAdvocat]

Hilarious new entries.

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

I laughed till I cried reading his entry entitled "A Desperate Struggle".... If you haven't read this, do yourself a favor and start at the beginning, with his first editorial.

You can't BUY better entertainment than this IMO.


Edited: Guess I should include a freakin' link, eh?

[JMEaT]

Haha. This is so great.

I got one *hell* of a kancho attempt. I turned around to find the culprit - an ichinensei boy, and a particularly small one at that. He must have two-handed that ★■◆●, that was one powerful kancho. ... the actual thought of him having been on target with that Ultimate Kancho scares the living hell out of me.

However, Ultimate Kancho boy had teleported to the other side of the classroom, and with my ass perfectly unguarded he kanchoed me. I had no idea it was coming. I yelp out in surprise, jumping out from behind my teacher. Now, I'm exposed to the mob. What happened next....I can only describe as a Japanese-Roman orgy of grabbing and poking. I was gang-kanchoed/dick grabbed.

Doesn't this count as rape in, oh, I don't know, every other civilized country?

I can't tell you who got what or what got hit or how many times. I don't know how many of you have been in a position where 6-7 Japanese boys are grabbing your dick and sticking fingers up your ass simultaneously (show of hands?), but in that situation, you just don't know what's going on. Except that you are getting violated.

[WarAdvocat]

Tears stream from my eyes as I suppress laughter at the office while reading these.