My Earliest Descent Memories...

boogafish · Post by **boogafish** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:11 am

I remember, about 7 years ago, I was in Best Buy and was enthused about buying the new game Descent.
(Remember, though, that was 7 years ago, and I have since gotten a life, moved out of my mother's house, and stopped playing videogames...)
Anyways, back to the story..
I remember walking into Best Buy, looking for the game, but I couldn't see anything beyond this giant line of dorks. Fortunately Best Buy security removed the ones who were drooling excessively and also the ones who were masturbating at the thought of a female character possibly being in the game.

And so, I was fortunate enough to move to the front of the line.

I bought the game for 30 bucks or so and installed it.

It was pretty fun, not a bad game at all. I played it a few times.

Then I got a girlfriend.

Game Over.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:14 am

Insulting people on internet forums makes your penii bigger! It's really fun, you should try it sometime!

boogafish · Post by **boogafish** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:17 am

Yep, well I've been doing it for years now. And after millions of insults, well let's just say your wife was in for a whole new world.

Woah it just grew another inch.

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:22 am

For the love of god just shut the ★■◆● up.

World War Woodi · Post by **World War Woodi** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:28 am

Funny thing is he says he has a life now, and I suppose we dont then?

Course my life doesnt involve the time to search the internet to find forum boards to flame on, but I guess his "life" does.

Sounds like a nice life for a loser.

I think he should try to get a real life, dont you?

Please respond again and prove what a loser you really are.

boogafish · Post by **boogafish** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:40 am

woodi wrote:Funny thing is he says he has a life now, and I suppose we dont then?

Course my life doesnt involve the time to search the internet to find forum boards to flame on, but I guess his "life" does.

Sounds like a nice life for a loser.

I think he should try to get a real life, dont you?

Please respond again and prove what a loser you really are.

Nah, man, its just nice every now and then to browse around on the net and see what's out there. You sail out on the net, go fishing, find some shrimp, that sort of thing.

Believe me, I won't be here for long. I'm just hanging around here because I love you guys so much. After a few days or so, I'll leave and you can spend the rest of your decades here in peace.

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:27 am

Oh eat my ass