She said YES!
She said YES!
Tonight I asked my girlfriend of one year two months to marry me, and she said YES!
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I wonder what goes on inside a man's body when he does something like that.
Testicle Plant Manager: Okay employees of Capm Inc., we just got orders from above that we need to increase production by 250 percent in order to prepare for a honeymoon in the near future. Also, the quality of our product now needs to be top of the line. We can't afford to screw up now!
Conversation at brain headquarters between the CEO and video game playing division managers:
CEO: well guys, I'm afraid to tell you that your going to need to lay off some of your employees. With the impending wedding and married life, this department just won't be seeing the action that it used to see. We forecast a 75% drop in this area during the next 12 months and in order to stay profitable, we have to lay some of you guys off.
Manager #1: Are there any other openings?
CEO: As a matter of fact, we are reallocating resources within Capm Inc. We have new openings in the testicle department and we're starting a research and development department for something called parenthood. We're not sure exactly what it is, but we're getting a group of guys together to work with our new partner company to research what this market has in store so that we will be more prepared for it when it arrives.
The department responsible for increasing net worth is also looking for some fresh people as well since they are anticipating an increase in workload as they try to figure out how to increase the net worth of this company and bring in more income in order to support this merger with Fiance Inc..
Good luck gentlemen! I'll be sending memo's to everyone in the company to alert them of what's going on. Also, expect more company reallocations in the near future. Our partner company will be taking control in that area so be sure to look your best if you care about how they view your department and to prevent layoffs in your area.
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Testicle Plant Manager: Okay employees of Capm Inc., we just got orders from above that we need to increase production by 250 percent in order to prepare for a honeymoon in the near future. Also, the quality of our product now needs to be top of the line. We can't afford to screw up now!
Conversation at brain headquarters between the CEO and video game playing division managers:
CEO: well guys, I'm afraid to tell you that your going to need to lay off some of your employees. With the impending wedding and married life, this department just won't be seeing the action that it used to see. We forecast a 75% drop in this area during the next 12 months and in order to stay profitable, we have to lay some of you guys off.
Manager #1: Are there any other openings?
CEO: As a matter of fact, we are reallocating resources within Capm Inc. We have new openings in the testicle department and we're starting a research and development department for something called parenthood. We're not sure exactly what it is, but we're getting a group of guys together to work with our new partner company to research what this market has in store so that we will be more prepared for it when it arrives.
The department responsible for increasing net worth is also looking for some fresh people as well since they are anticipating an increase in workload as they try to figure out how to increase the net worth of this company and bring in more income in order to support this merger with Fiance Inc..
Good luck gentlemen! I'll be sending memo's to everyone in the company to alert them of what's going on. Also, expect more company reallocations in the near future. Our partner company will be taking control in that area so be sure to look your best if you care about how they view your department and to prevent layoffs in your area.
Another Soul Korrupted
http://www.korrupted.net
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Yay
I just hope that ring doesn't actually say "keepsake" on the inside, makes me think of something you bought at the end of a ride in Disney World. Hehe. It really is a very nice piece though.
edit: is it just me, or is that picture of the ring containing a subliminal message to spend? The shadow on the inside of the band falls strategically across both S's in "keepsake", turning them into $ signs if you don't focus too closely.
am I paranoid?
I just hope that ring doesn't actually say "keepsake" on the inside, makes me think of something you bought at the end of a ride in Disney World. Hehe. It really is a very nice piece though.
edit: is it just me, or is that picture of the ring containing a subliminal message to spend? The shadow on the inside of the band falls strategically across both S's in "keepsake", turning them into $ signs if you don't focus too closely.
am I paranoid?
