There's ricers and then there's..

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:06 am

this!

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/20050116tas2.html

Cuda68-2 · Post by **Cuda68-2** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:08 am

This is what happens when people sniff glue.

Aus-RED-5 · Post by **Aus-RED-5** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:47 am

What the????

llClutchll · Post by **llClutchll** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:57 am

MY EYES.... ARRRGH!

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:40 am

Here, hold my hat...

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:20 am

I think they are all lovely...gay, but loverly.

Flatlander · Post by **Flatlander** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:43 am

worst...rice...evar!

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:05 am

llClutchll wrote:MY EYES.... ARRRGH!

At the very least you should feel 300% better about your project now, eh Clutch?

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:13 am

I was going down the list, thinking "These arent' so bad.." THEN I saw the...tailpipes, and it went downhill from there.

Hey, when did Jose go to Japan to build rice cars? See the brown one near the bottom?

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:21 am

UGH!
I Hope that doesnt catch on here in the states.

Floyd · Post by **Floyd** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:38 am

a few of them tend to look ok to me.
then, most of them look like they'd fall apart if one coughs in their direction.

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:47 am

that's abominable.

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:34 am

I was familiar with the "go as high as you can" tailpipe frenzy, but I'd never seen this "strap your oilcooler to your bumper" crap.

Un-be-fckn-lievable!

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:41 pm

Ugh...ugh...that pink and white one with the ten-foot wing...These people should be institutionalized

Edit: My God. There's pages of this.

Fusion pimp · Post by **Fusion pimp** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:43 pm

Those aren't oil coolers, Tri. Those are supposed to be intercoolers. I would put money on it that not a single one of those toon-town cars are boosted.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:59 pm

Fusion pimp wrote:Those aren't oil coolers, Tri. Those are supposed to be intercoolers. I would put money on it that not a single one of those toon-town cars are boosted.

Not to mention that damn near every one of them have the aerodynamics of a brick with wheels. Especially those 1/3 the way down with the bumpers that look like something off of a dump truck....

And what the hell is up with the tailpipe crap? Don't those morons realize the stress that would put on the muffler? Go faster than 55 (which I doubt a single one of those cars could) and its over with.

Hell, that pink one with the mile-high spoiler would flip end over end before it hit 30mph.

Sup · Post by **Sup** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:35 pm

looks like an East LA most wanted poster ..
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Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:03 pm

Fusion pimp wrote:Those aren't oil coolers, Tri. Those are supposed to be intercoolers. I would put money on it that not a single one of those toon-town cars are boosted.

Excuse me, those are definitely oil coolers. Intercoolers have in and outtakes on opposite sides and the tubing is WAY larger to allow for good airflow.

That, or those coolers are intended for the drivers themselves rather than for the engines

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:19 pm

ROFL....

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052521.jpg <---- only half-decent one on that page.

I would have left off the sticker in the back windows, I would not have tinted the windows and take that ugly hood scoop off and your fine.

The blue shade looks a tad on the ricey side but I don't mind it. It looks allright on that particular car.

The rest of the cars had my jaw hanging on the floor.... those are BUTT UGLY!!

What is with the 20 foot bumpers?

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:57 pm

if I didn't know better, I'd say it was satire.

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052951.jpg <---- wow. Just. wow.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:03 pm

Lothar wrote:if I didn't know better, I'd say it was satire.

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052951.jpg <---- wow. Just. wow.

ROFLMAO ... omg .. that's just over the top.

Mr. Perfect · Post by **Mr. Perfect** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:21 pm

Lothar wrote:if I didn't know better, I'd say it was satire.

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052951.jpg <---- wow. Just. wow.

No ★■◆●ing way they can be serious.

It's a 4 door 80's sedan with plywood all over it! What is that thing anyhow...

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:34 pm

Go under a bridge in that thing.....

Hey, where'd my tailfin go? Wait, where did my tailpipes go?!

And to add to that:

BAAL · Post by **BAAL** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:24 pm

For another good laugh....check out www.laughatrice.com

CORD · Post by **CORD** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:27 pm

Wow?.....should be...Why?

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:11 pm

old classic: http://riceboypage.com/

Couver_ · Post by **Couver_** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:14 am

Lothar wrote:if I didn't know better, I'd say it was satire.

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/052951.jpg <---- wow. Just. wow.

Man Optimus Prime and the rest of the autobots are going to be pissed you outted them.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:28 pm

I liked the blue Nissan 300Z - that is a nice looking custom job.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:35 pm

Mobius wrote:I liked the blue Nissan 300Z - that is a nice looking custom job.

I don't know. Not enough wool.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:51 pm

Mobius wrote:I liked the blue Nissan 300Z - that is a nice looking custom job.

One friend of mine claims that the paint screams rice and doesn't look right on the car. I personally think it looks cool on that particular car. Some cars look pretty good with that shade of blue as long as it is done with tastefully. A little bit of rice is ok in my book but just don't go overkill with it. No stupid looking spoilers/body kits. Just give it a cool paint job if you like and a decent set of rims and a good sound system. Any other modifications stay under the hood.

AND NEVER PUT STRIPES OF ANY KIND ON YOUR CAR. I did this with mine and it was fun for about 2 hours.

I've been regreting it for the past 2 years while trying to get them off with all my might.

Another thing, put hubcaps on if you like but don't pick out fugly ones that look too ricey and do not match the shape of the car well.

LunchBox · Post by **LunchBox** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:40 pm

That Z is pretty much horrid.. they should be more like mine

443rwhp/432tq @ 17psi

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:11 am

Ummmm white with ummmm hubcaps?

It's still a cool car but I would at least give it some wheels and I never really cared for white on most cars.

I'll give you credit for the skip the hoodscoop look though.

Let's get this right. On ANY CAR WHATSOEVER, if you paint it any other color/shade than what the factory provides stock or if you put on a pair of rims/wheels, you are gay?

Personally I would take the blue shade over the white anyday. Perhaps not that shade but I guess I just like blue on a car

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:14 am

mob-messenger wrote:Ummmm white with ummmm hubcaps?

Um... If you are refering to LunchBox's pic, they aren't hubcaps.

KompresZor · Post by **KompresZor** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:57 am

lol.. I think messenger needs to wipe the spooge off his monitor

About those cars.... this is what happens when you let your fantasy life spill over into real life

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:42 am

That's a nice Z there LB -- ever run the quarter mile with it? Or do you take it to the track?

llClutchll · Post by **llClutchll** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:35 am

mob-messenger wrote:
AND NEVER PUT STRIPES OF ANY KIND ON YOUR CAR.

Oh Crap! I'm rice!

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:18 am

Public Service Announcement:

Clutch has just OWNED messenger.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:15 pm

Hey! I resemble that remark! My Twin-Turbo RX-7 is all-white with white 18" TSW mags on 245/40s! Looks SWEEEET and goes like a scolded weasel!

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:51 pm

llClutchll wrote:
mob-messenger wrote:
AND NEVER PUT STRIPES OF ANY KIND ON YOUR CAR.

Oh Crap! I'm rice!

IMAGE

Well, the stang was an acception hehe. What I was referring more to the stripes a ricer would put all the way across the front, top, and back of the car. Such as what a lot of ricers love to put on their Neons, Taurus's, or 89 Nissan's.

At least I admit that it was retarded when I did that.

As for those being wheels.... they look nearly identical to a set of $20 hubcaps I saw in Wallmart a couple weeks ago.

If they are wheels they are still pretty generic looking. I do need to get a new set of glasses though.

Seriously.

The car as a whole is still better than the one I have though.

My point was that I would still take something that looks cool and interesting over something that is generic anyday.

With the acception of certain cars. Such as the new Stang, or a Lotus that should always stay stock.

Nothing like a Stang in gunmetal or a Lotus Elise convertable in baby blue.

Black goes with Vetts, somehow, red goes on a Taurus GL

Green should go on big trucks, purple is cool on PT Cruisers and even Probes, yellow on the new Chevy truck or even a Porche 911. Heck Ferrari's are probably the only car I cared for other than the 64 1/2 convertable Stang in bright red but I can't name a car off the top of my head that I really cared for in white. Just not my preference.

It looks cool on paper and CD covers.

It does look ok on Van's but I would still go with dark green in that case.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:26 pm

I guess that I am rice now too since my car is a Bonneville and it has stripes on the side!