Who's On First for the Next Generation!

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:11 pm

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:31 pm

Eh. Not worth the time it took to read.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:39 pm

Hehe, that was good.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 2:31 pm

Lame...

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:04 pm

joke noobs

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:54 pm

*yawn*

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:01 pm

I liked it. Pay no attention to the youngsters, they probably didn't like the original either...

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:34 pm

^ x2

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:20 pm

recognised it as a simple edit of "the original" pretty quick - wasn't going to waste time on that crap joke again. (it makes me tear my hair out)

Drakona · Post by **Drakona** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:56 pm

hehehe. That's cute.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:16 am

lol. funny.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:06 am

Dang, this is a tough crowd

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:15 pm

That was pretty good heh.

What is really funny is that it seems more likely than the first one......

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:08 pm

amusing

1ACE1 · Post by **1ACE1** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:44 pm

I believe I saw this about a few years ago or so...

Thought it was really funny when I first saw it, and still got a kick out of it.

*Javed* · Post by ***Javed*** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:08 pm

lol. nice.

Defender · Post by **Defender** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:17 pm

I'm a youngster and I liked it.
I even have the original on mp3. Man I can't help but crack up everytime I hear it.