Join the Unitarian Jihad...

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:55 pm

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Machine Gun of Quiet Reflection

You can see the article that spurred my conversion to Unitarianism here

You can get your name here

"The meek will inherit the earth....and we're prepared to take civil action against anyone who stands in our way."

"Taking moderation to extremes...and bringing a plate to share."

Pandora · Post by **Pandora** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:27 pm

cheers, that was nice!

"Brother Sword of Sweet Reason"

the best one was:

"The Spikey Mace of Looking at All Sides of the Question"

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:01 pm

Brother Garrote of Enlightened Compassion

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:08 pm

To save people the trouble of hitting "reload" or "appeal to the naming committee", here are all the possibilities they have for each category to give you the name [gender] [weapon] of [virtue]:

weapons
'Cattle Prod',
'Rail Gun',
'Machine Gun',
'Howitzer',
'Pepper Spray',
'Neutron Bomb',
'Atom Bomb',
'Shotgun',
'Spikey Mace',
'Broadsword',
'Nunchuku',
'Katana',
'Claymore',
'Sword',
'Dagger',
'Garrote',
'Hand Grenade',
'Gatling Gun',
'Nail Gun',
'Main Gauche',
'Boot Knife',
'Logging Chain',
'Cutlass',
'Sabre',
'Jackhammer',
'Shuriken'

virtues
'Patience',
'Moderation',
'Forgiveness',
'Compassion',
'Reasoned Discussion',
'Mild Reason',
'Warm Humanitarianism',
'Enlightened Compassion',
'Desirable Mindfulness',
'Courteous Debate',
'Looking at All Sides of the Question',
'Loving Kindness',
'Enlightenment',
'Love and Mercy',
'Sweet Reason',
'Quiet Reflection',
'The Short Path'

genders
'Brother',
'Sister',
'Sibling',
'The'

I'm "Brother Cattle Prod of Reasoned Discussion"

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:08 pm

Brother Hand Grenade of Loving Kindness

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:27 pm

Brother Nunchuku of The Short Path

I always thought it was nunchaku. Who knew?

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:47 pm

LOL I'm the Atom bomb of Love

heh thats what I keep telling my wife

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:08 pm

"Brother Broadsword of Loving Kindness"

wtf?

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:20 pm

Brother Spikey Mace of Moderation.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:43 pm

Hah!!!
Claymore of Forgiveness speaks!

And my third great-grandfather was a Unitarian; so there

aldel · Post by **aldel** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:13 am

I'm "Gender Here Name Here". That's what I get for disabling Javascript.

According to an online quiz I took, I'm already a Unitarian. And here I thought I was a militant agnostic. Shows how much I know.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:15 pm

Brother Atom Bomb of Love and Mercy