I've noticed recently...

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:15 pm

That chicks dig the emo guys nowadays. That is so in right now its amazing. All skinny pale kids with square glasses are potential chick magnets - all they have to do is buy a blazer from Salvation Army and get feigned deep-seated emotional trauma - that wounded puppy shiz...chicks lap it up. Oh, and grow their hair out to try and look like me.

Damn media intake valves...corporations selling kids pre-packaged identities originally a semi-popular counter-culture minority.

Don't mind me. I was at a goth party. Those kids crack me up.

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:08 am

i get a chuckle that the fashion / 'american hate industry' (i'm unsure which) has now designated my normal everyday clothes for my entire 23 years of life as a fashion statement: EMO.

but seriously, the labeling of the EMO clique is the one that pisses me off more than any other label.

i cry tears... OF BLOOD AND/OR ACID! hehe jk

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:56 am

you have no idea how freaked out i was when i realized i went to a college where i was one of the only males there that wasn't either emo or a hipster.

Don't worry tho, most of the kids that do it on purpose (ie, not roid, lol) are usually exposed as assclowns very soon after a girl gets to know them better.

heh.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:10 am

Chicks nowadays REALLY need theropy.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:24 am

Duper wrote:Chicks nowadays REALLY need theropy.

Everyone does.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:34 am

If it can get my pale body some easy clown sex from an 18-year-old adult.... go Hot Topic!

Existential depression is a privilege of spoiled brat first world countries and other assorted big words from a pseudo intellectual Frito-Lay Relationchip doctor.

Go Hot Topic!

Oh, and I lay claim to â??media intake valveâ?

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:00 am

Oh I know man, you were the one who coined that phrase. I think of all of your cynical little names, I like that one the best.

Anyway, the thing that makes me mad is that some kids wore this stuff all their lives. They wore cheap Goodwill clothes and had to get the boxy glasses because they were cheapest. Kids dressed like this because they didn't have enough money to dress otherwise. And then, the fashion industry has the audacity to turn this into a trend.

I think goths are the worst though, because they are the ones who claim to be the anarchists and whatnot, rebelling against the corporations and the government exploiting the people - and then they go buy a $75 pair of black pants with spikes and chains down the legs.

Oh the irony.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:20 am

I should post a couple of picks from when I took a black and white photography class when I was 23. They are mucho Emo.

I was just being a dick to get an A. The assignment was a "self portrait series". I have to go downtown to get laundry soap anyways... Iâ??ll have to go to work, scan them, and post them.

Friggin' hilarious.
Sarah fucked my brains out after the shoot. I saw her on the street yesterday after 7 years, 4 and a half years with that woman. The planets align.

What a sweet thread. To live in the past is not possible, every second that passes is no longer reality.

What the hell am I typing about?

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:24 am

It's funny how little "Emo" you see out here on post. These officer's-little-brats know full well that they would get the deep, dark, depression beat out of them by many a sojah in or out of uniform. I seen one kid the other day. Was wearing a peasant shirt, flowing brown lockes, rectangle pinkish shaded sunglasses, tight pants, and burkenstocks. Had I not been in the company of my squad leader, I would have at the least taunted him with appropriate vulgarities.

I can't understand where "Normal" went. I've only been out of the social loop for 7 months, and the country's youth went to hell in a Gucci Handbag... you know, the black one with the rhinestones.

Oh well... I'll just cruise around in my desert uniform and maroon beret... in my sports car. It beats being depressed.

Naji, you need to text me on AIM or something. Been forever and a couple days.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:46 am

I don't know anything about this emo crap, but I know that the good ol' pair of shorts/jeans and a plain T-shirt is what I'm sticking with.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:57 am

Sorry Beo,
I went downtown. Got my laundry soap and new t-shirts. Bought a case of beer for Normanâ??s 38th birthday. Went to my workplace and the copy room with the pimped out scanner was locked (like with a key i don't have) after my security badge let me past an elevator and 3 doors with laundry soap and a case of beer hahahhaha.

I will post the 8x10â??s on Monday (they are age damagedâ?¦ the funniest one is turning light orange yellow and itâ??s blackâ??n white photo paper), ★■◆●ing funny ★■◆●. Iâ??m such a kooky wild and crazy guy, Iâ??m looking for a team.

Be my â??broâ?? that you donâ??t know.

;-0

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:12 pm

LOL BEO that reminded me, i saw a goth the other day wearing this shirt, hot out of the hot topic oven:

"People laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

I started laughing because he looked like all the other goths i've seen in my life. Lol.