12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:08 pm

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/ao ... lator.html

oh my god this is the funniest thing that I have ever seen in my life

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OMG THIS IS DA FUNEIST THNG TAHT I HAEV 3VER SEN IN MAH LIEF

(apologizes if this has been posted before)

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:14 pm

HAHA VERY FUNY
ONLY THNG IT IS MISNG IS PROP3R CONV3RSION 2 TEH INSAENLY HYPAR 12 YEAR OLD GIRL CHATAR

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:17 am

UR AOL SPEAK IS W3AK AND IMPOTANT

Phaser · Post by **Phaser** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:41 am

haha. I can read all of that without a problem

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:37 am

Well, it isn't really 'l33t' speak. It's um... just retard speak.

Edit: Sadly, processing a random sentence pulled from a document I wrote for a software engineering course didn't really produce a satisfying result:
"IN TEH WORST CAES HOWEVER â?? WH3N DA B-TRE CONSISTS OF JUST ONE NODE â?? IT IS G3N3RALY A LOT L3S 3FICEINT THAN A BALANC3D BINARY SEARCH TRE (ASUMNG DA BINARY TRE IS S2RED IN MEMORY)!111! OMG"

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:32 am

I DONT LIEK U LOBER1!!!11 WTF U SPM 2 MUCH AND UR POSTS R USAL3S11!!!111 Y DONT U POST SOMATHNG WIT SUST3NANC3 FOR A CHANG3?!!!??!?? OMG I HAET U1!!! OMG G3T A LIEF!1!!1 OMG WTF

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:39 am

Actually, this is "Jeff K" speak.

It got kind of old a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:56 am

You know Jeff K couldn't write a proper sentence for the life of him, but he always managed to format his HTML correctly.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:12 am

NOW IS DA WINTAR OF OUR DISCONTANT MAED GLORIOUS SUMER BY THIS SON OF YORK!!11 AND AL TEH CLOUDS TAHT LOURED UPON OUR HOUSE IN DA DEP BOSOM OF DA OCAAN BUREID1!!1!!! OMG LOL NOW R OUR BROWS BOUND WIT VIC2RIOUS WRAATHS OUR BRUIESD ARMS HUNG UP FOR MONUMENTS OUR STERN ALARUMS CHANG3D 2 MERY METNGS OUR DRAADFUL MARCHES 2 DALIGHTFUL MEASURAS1!111 OMG WTF LOL

From Shakespeare's Richard III.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:13 am

What most people don't get about jeff k is that it wasn't funny because of the retarded spelling, it was actually pretty good writing (in terms of humor).

And then, every other clown and their mom started talkin like him, and he was dead.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:45 pm

JeffK was funny because he wrapped some good commentary in a hilarious cross between l33t and AOL speak. It wouldn't have been funny if it was just the strange spelling -- the quality of the writing was really important.

This is funny if you put some serious writing (like Defining Wealth) into it.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:20 pm

Who's "Jeff K"?

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:31 pm

Top Wop wrote:Who's "Jeff K"?

OMFG NOOOOOOOB!

j/k

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JeffK

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:35 pm

Sirius wrote:It's um... just retard speak.

By that I guess you mean "f*ckwit speek"