dumdum moment.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:37 am

last night, i'm on sitting on a park bench, talking to a friend on the phone.

him:"what time is it?"
me: "dunno, i forgot my watch, I'll check my phone
him: "..."
me: "aw ★■◆●, man! i've lost my phone!"
him: "hav-?"
me: "★■◆●.. ★■◆●!!!"
him: "HAAG YOU'RE ON THE ★■◆●ing PHONE!"

oops.

mmm jack daniels.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:40 am

O.

M.

G.

*slap!*

LOL

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:27 am

Done that. Also looked for my glasses for half an hour 'till the trouble pointed out i was wearing them.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:46 am

this has also happend to me with my geggs, and my watch. The funny thing about both of them, is that i looked AT them - looked in the mirror as I was looking for my glasses... looked at THE TIME while looking for my watch.

yet im doing university level physics? here i come NASA!

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:01 am

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:58 am

My favorite is when I ask people when their birthday is, or when they're getting out of the army, and they look at their watch and contemplate... then "Ohhh in march".

But my normal mistake is trying to find the remote control for my TV, looking around my room for what seems like hours, only to realize it was in the same place I left it. In my hand.

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:16 pm

Oh man

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:45 pm

"yet im doing university level physics? here i come NASA!"

Oh goody, another rocket scientist.

Vindicator · Post by **Vindicator** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:59 pm

I've learned that the first place to look for something is in my own hands. Saves quite a bit of time and effort

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:03 am

Tennessee whiskey at its best.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:58 am

Hahaha, I know how it is wasting time looking everywhere for some tool or whatever, only to find it right where you left it... in your pocket.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:55 pm

A phone while talking on it, though, that's the best yet!

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:52 am

another funny moment:
this time, 100% sober, yet really giggly. me and a bud came into a movie a little late (during the ads, and no, we're not the type of jackasses that ruin the actual movies...) anywho, it was pitch black in the corridor that leads into the theatre. little did i know there was a sharp turn just as you walk into the corridor...

*rubs bump on headhead* friggin wall.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:15 am

A few days ago me n the family were at a house warming BBQ. They have massive window doors opening from the living room to the garden outside and when they're open a mosquito door is put in it's place. They need a new one now 'cause Flabby walked straight through it.

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:25 pm

I've run smack dab into a glass door before, though never a screen door. Dogs have quite a bit, though, and *that*'s a sight.

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 3:41 pm

Sting_Ray wrote:But my normal mistake is trying to find the remote control for my TV, looking around my room for what seems like hours, only to realize it was in the same place I left it. In my hand.

Who hasn't had that happen to them.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:53 pm

Human brains are weird!

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:19 pm

You only say that cause you don't have one.

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:34 pm

Oh his got one. It's just not up there where it should be.

Couver_ · Post by **Couver_** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:26 am

I have posted these before I think.

Among my highlights is deciding to wax my car (convertable top included)

Deciding a nap in the shower would feel could.8 hours later I woke up a human prune.

Anytime I want something and remember I have a credit card
I've had some funny stuff show I I had no idea I bought.

I think my winner was I had a nose bleed late one night and didn't want to go the toilet paper route.So I decided I would just inject my nostril with shaving cream.I got my trusty can of edge gell and fired away...Ya'll have any idea how fast that stuff comes out when held down? I do now as it proceeded to fill my nose and work its way down the back of my throat faster then I could have imagined...Not only did it make me sick now I am hacking half puking with the same bloody nose.

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:47 am

I lost my watch for 3 days. Take a wild guess where it was :p

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:55 am

Couver_ wrote: I think my winner was I had a nose bleed late one night and didn't want to go the toilet paper route.So I decided I would just inject my nostril with shaving cream.I got my trusty can of edge gell and fired away...Ya'll have any idea how fast that stuff comes out when held down? I do now as it proceeded to fill my nose and work its way down the back of my throat faster then I could have imagined...Not only did it make me sick now I am hacking half puking with the same bloody nose.

oh lord, the evil demon whiskey is at it again.

Couver_ · Post by **Couver_** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:00 am

WarAdvocat wrote:oh lord, the evil demon whiskey is at it again.

Hehehe man you guys know my habits better then I do

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:03 am

We <3 you mank.

Even if your brain is twisted and wrong.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:11 pm

oh couvey couve! i had totally forgotten about that. too funny.

<3