dumdum moment.
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dumdum moment.
last night, i'm on sitting on a park bench, talking to a friend on the phone.
him:"what time is it?"
me: "dunno, i forgot my watch, I'll check my phone
him: "..."
me: "aw ★■◆●, man! i've lost my phone!"
him: "hav-?"
me: "★■◆●.. ★■◆●!!!"
him: "HAAG YOU'RE ON THE ★■◆●ing PHONE!"
oops.
mmm jack daniels.
him:"what time is it?"
me: "dunno, i forgot my watch, I'll check my phone
him: "..."
me: "aw ★■◆●, man! i've lost my phone!"
him: "hav-?"
me: "★■◆●.. ★■◆●!!!"
him: "HAAG YOU'RE ON THE ★■◆●ing PHONE!"
oops.
mmm jack daniels.
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My favorite is when I ask people when their birthday is, or when they're getting out of the army, and they look at their watch and contemplate... then "Ohhh in march".
But my normal mistake is trying to find the remote control for my TV, looking around my room for what seems like hours, only to realize it was in the same place I left it. In my hand.
But my normal mistake is trying to find the remote control for my TV, looking around my room for what seems like hours, only to realize it was in the same place I left it. In my hand.
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another funny moment:
this time, 100% sober, yet really giggly. me and a bud came into a movie a little late (during the ads, and no, we're not the type of jackasses that ruin the actual movies...) anywho, it was pitch black in the corridor that leads into the theatre. little did i know there was a sharp turn just as you walk into the corridor...
*rubs bump on headhead* friggin wall.
this time, 100% sober, yet really giggly. me and a bud came into a movie a little late (during the ads, and no, we're not the type of jackasses that ruin the actual movies...) anywho, it was pitch black in the corridor that leads into the theatre. little did i know there was a sharp turn just as you walk into the corridor...
*rubs bump on headhead* friggin wall.
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I have posted these before I think.
Among my highlights is deciding to wax my car (convertable top included)
Deciding a nap in the shower would feel could.8 hours later I woke up a human prune.
Anytime I want something and remember I have a credit card
I've had some funny stuff show I I had no idea I bought.
I think my winner was I had a nose bleed late one night and didn't want to go the toilet paper route.So I decided I would just inject my nostril with shaving cream.I got my trusty can of edge gell and fired away...Ya'll have any idea how fast that stuff comes out when held down? I do now as it proceeded to fill my nose and work its way down the back of my throat faster then I could have imagined...Not only did it make me sick now I am hacking half puking with the same bloody nose.
Among my highlights is deciding to wax my car (convertable top included)
Deciding a nap in the shower would feel could.8 hours later I woke up a human prune.
Anytime I want something and remember I have a credit card
I've had some funny stuff show I I had no idea I bought.
I think my winner was I had a nose bleed late one night and didn't want to go the toilet paper route.So I decided I would just inject my nostril with shaving cream.I got my trusty can of edge gell and fired away...Ya'll have any idea how fast that stuff comes out when held down? I do now as it proceeded to fill my nose and work its way down the back of my throat faster then I could have imagined...Not only did it make me sick now I am hacking half puking with the same bloody nose.
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oh lord, the evil demon whiskey is at it again.Couver_ wrote: I think my winner was I had a nose bleed late one night and didn't want to go the toilet paper route.So I decided I would just inject my nostril with shaving cream.I got my trusty can of edge gell and fired away...Ya'll have any idea how fast that stuff comes out when held down? I do now as it proceeded to fill my nose and work its way down the back of my throat faster then I could have imagined...Not only did it make me sick now I am hacking half puking with the same bloody nose.
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