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One for Quack III fans

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Post by roid »

haha. nicely done.
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Post by Aus-RED-5 »

Yeah I like that one.. ;)
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Post by Floyd »

amazing.
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The at the start was lucky his candle stick didn't backfire... :lol:
Was a pretty good flick though
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You might not know this, but "Quack III" is actually a real thing and not just a mere misspelling. When Q3A first came out, it turned out that ATI drivers for their flagship 8500 card were doing some "illicit" reductions in image quality while running Q3A in order to boost benchmark scores (after all, for the longest time, Q3A was the benchmark game for video cards).

http://www.hardocp.com/article.html?art=MTEx
http://techreport.com/etc/2001q4/radeon-q3/index.x?pg=1

Basically, they were futzing with the texture filtering and MIP-mapping settings. Look at the second link for a very obvious example of how awful the optimisations made Q3A look.

As it happened, fiddling with the quake 3 executable and renaming it to quack 3 (both in filename and internally) caused the optimisations to magically disappear, fuelling considerable anger against ATI for "cheating" in this manner.
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Post by Mobius »

HAHA! I laughed until I stopped!

That's brilliant. Dumb - but brilliant!!
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I love it
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Post by Floyd »

Mobius wrote:... until I stopped!
you might have missed the best part :P
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Excellent! :D
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Post by Pun »

lol! Damn those were some serious roman candles.
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Neato.
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Post by Grendel »

woodchip wrote:The at the start was lucky his candle stick didn't backfire... :lol:
Guess that would look like this: http://www.big-boys.com/articles/nomoregirl.html

Note at the beginning the guy saying: "That's not stupid." :lol:
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Ouch!
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yea, roman candles are notorious for backfiring.
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"Excellent!"

:lol:
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