He lives around 2 miles from my house, but its a nice night so I'm walking it home..
12.20am: I get into my street and suddenly reliase... I have no keys. My parents are asleep, and I didn't wanna wake them up.
What to do? I could walk back to Mongo's place, but that'd take ages!
I'll break into my garage!
I grab a clothes peg from the garden and get the metal spring from it. I spend around 30 mins trying to jimmy the lock on my garage. No luck.
I spent another 10mins trying to get into a small open window. That hurt.
1.20am I call Stephen, my mate around the corner, tell him I'm coming around. I get to his and ask for a knife.
"WTF! You're drunk, what happend?!"
"I need to get my bike and go to Mongo's!"
"You have some serious mental issues. Why the hell don't you just stay here?!" a noble question.
I decided that I'd come this far, it was now T3H MISSION! and I couldn't give up.
He gives me a knife, and I head back to mine.
I spend a further 10min or so jimmying, and.. low.. behold.. Success. I gets my bike, and hide my booze in the garden, off I go.
Cycling drunk is harder than you.
I arrive at M's place around 1.40am. Get the key and started to head home.
I decided to take a shortcut on the way back home, through a dodgey park. Shadows can really play tricks on you.. However, knife bearing bums can also scare the living bejebah out of you. A swift kick to the stomach and cycling so fast I couldn't see properly I reached a safe area.
I'm around 5 mins from my house now. I had to take a break and make sure I wasn't being followed by the nazi patrol. Haagy arrives at his destination around 2.15am.
Time for milk and a sandwich. Awesome.
