I invented the cheese wedge

[SilverFJ]

But do I get any credit? No. The moist towellette? You've got to be joking me. Dill pickles in a glass jar instead of the old fasioned barrell, where you get the occasional sliver in your gums? Does anyone thank me for this? Hell no. I don't get no respect.

Thank god for E&J Very Special brandy.

[Top Wop]

I preffer scotch myself, but that stuff is still hard for me so for now its red wine.

[Pun]

I'm with TW. Scotch > Brandy. However, good tequila > all.