If you are Christian

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:27 am

Then these are the games you are allowed to play:

Alien Outbreak 2, TV Tycoon, Crystalix and Scripture Solitaire.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:40 am

No Earthworm Jim?

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:58 am

I'll see to it that this is canonized at once.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:20 am

you forgot minesweeper woodchip.

learn your theology.. ok?

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:35 am

Is the metamorphosis wearing off?

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:21 am

Must be.

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:57 am

Did Bejeweled not recieve it's last rites?

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:12 am

<<< Christian (albeit not a good one)

VVVVV Plays w/out feeling guilty VVVVV

Battlefield 1942/BF2/DC
Descent3
Tribes2
UT
HL2

Why would I not be allowed to play these games?

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:14 am

Jesus doesn't care what you play just as long as it doesn't overrule him.

Thou shalt not have any other gods before me...

If minesweeper took up your whole day then the big man would have some problems.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm

Iceman wrote:<<< Christian (albeit not a good one)

VVVVV Plays w/out feeling guilty VVVVV

Battlefield 1942/BF2/DC
Descent3
Tribes2
UT
HL2

Why would I not be allowed to play these games?

Because they are riddled with sin! Just imagine if someone released a nude patch or a sex mod for Descent3! You'd have naked ships humping all over the place over a cup of coffee!

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:32 pm

Postal 2, now there's a game.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:02 pm

Robo wrote:Postal 2, now there's a game.

Hehe, I love your sarcasm at how it's a "game" and not just a half-assed simulation.

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:20 pm

I thought the ships were already naked?

Or do they have to let their "shields" down?

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:29 pm

MD-2389 wrote:
Iceman wrote:<<< Christian (albeit not a good one)

VVVVV Plays w/out feeling guilty VVVVV

Battlefield 1942/BF2/DC
Descent3
Tribes2
UT
HL2

Why would I not be allowed to play these games?
Because they are riddled with sin! Just imagine if someone released a nude patch or a sex mod for Descent3! You'd have naked ships humping all over the place over a cup of coffee!

Guess what? I am a Christian and I get naked and hump. I think maybe you have a misguided idea of what Christianity is all about.

What SilverFJ Said ...

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:50 pm

Now now, we all get upset...even Jesus got cross.

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:07 pm

woodchip wrote:Now now, we all get upset...even Jesus got cross.

HEH!
At least he didn't get hung up on it very long.

Couver_ · Post by **Couver_** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:18 pm

LOL I'm suprised you two didn't burst into flame while typing that

Aggressor Prime · Post by **Aggressor Prime** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:12 pm

But Jesus loves it when you fight scary people in Doom 3.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:25 pm

Aggressor Prime wrote:But Jesus loves it when you fight scary people in Doom 3.

But probably not when you're looking forward to playing it more than His second coming...

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:21 pm

This gets my vote for "oddest thread of the week"

World War Woodi · Post by **World War Woodi** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:24 am

The comments on that petition are hilarious, take a moment and read a few.

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:22 am

Yeah, have to agree there.

Christ didn't really do a lot of teaching about what forms of visual entertainment were or were not moral... apart from the voyeuristic, anyway...

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:29 am

woodi wrote:The comments on that petition are hilarious, take a moment and read a few.

So's the spelling:

"satanistic sympols witch our precious"

Stryker · Post by **Stryker** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:40 am

Some of the ideas pushed by the anti-petition people who signed that petition were so off-center as to not even be funny.

The completely off-topic ones, on the other hand, were funny.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:46 pm

Iceman wrote:Guess what? I am a Christian and I get naked and hump. I think maybe you have a misguided idea of what Christianity is all about.

And I think you need to hit your local drug store for something called a chill pill. Re-read my post again, and this time please note the sarcastic attitude and the inclusion of emoticons.

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:48 pm

Woodchip, I don't get what you're trying to do here. Aren't you betraying your party base or something?

Stupid · Post by **Stupid** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:36 pm

I have yet to figure out the basis of such a post to begin with? Why are those the games Christians are allowed to play? Is that supposed to be "Crystalis?" I suppose the only thing that makes sense is the "Mesia" bit of the game....

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:53 am

MD-2389 wrote:
Iceman wrote:Guess what? I am a Christian and I get naked and hump. I think maybe you have a misguided idea of what Christianity is all about.
And I think you need to hit your local drug store for something called a chill pill. Re-read my post again, and this time please note the sarcastic attitude and the inclusion of emoticons.

No need for me to chill, it was meant to be humorous ... mebbe I need to learn to use the emoticons myself ...