A Getting Busted Story

[SilverFJ]

Once upon a time, there I was. Knee deep (literally, I was standing in the ★■◆●) in a huge pile of marijuana. Smoking an ounce a day. Coughing up about the same. Taking it from the ground and pulling, cutting, binding, big-leafing, field stripping and trimming pounds and pounds of pot and dozens and dozens of plants in the fields. Getting paid a hundred dollars a day and blowing it, and getting all the free pot I could smoke. Then the season ended.

I was homeless at the time enjoying the hippie atmosphere of Willits and Laytonville and hitchhiked to get to places. I had my dreads going on and a 3 month old stench of non-bathing. Mix in a little patchouley.

So I decided to head down to San Francisco and sell it on my way to see my friend Dan. Well, things were a little hot with the cops there so I decided to leave and come back on my way up. Since I didn't sell anything there this time (normally I can clear an ounce a day hustling the ★■◆● on Haight street, I had a massive heroin problem at the time and would bus down to Turk street to see the mexicans at the end of the day), I had no $$. I decided to steal bread from a store called Long's, thinking it was SafeWay (the safe way to steal). But it wasn't, so I got caught with the bread outside the store at a bus stop where I was also smoking a blunt. The cop and store owner walked up and I got caught red handed with the bread (I ate the joint).

I felt okay about that until the cop decided to search me (he said he smelled weed in the area). He thought he was picking up a shoplifter.

Boy, did I make his day.

He searched my person and found nothing. Then he found my jacket. Upturning it, out plopped baggie after baggie of weed (I had it all up for street sale), my steamroller, my scale... altogether about a pound of weed, paraphanealia. Jail.

Marin County Jail wasn't bad at all, a candyland for pussy offenders. I was doing the most time out of anybody in the system. I was only in there for a couple months before they decided to cut my 2X felony 6 month & $1000 fine into a 2 year diversionary probation. It's so easy to tell them "★■◆● you" when they try to cut a deal. It doesn't matter if it's California or Montana, it's the same thing if you don't have you 2-15 (medical marijuana card). I DID cut a deal with them, but it was for me to do a bunch of bull★■◆● service, fines, tests, and classes for the state over the next two years. I might as well have stayed in jail. When I got out and found out all the ★■◆● I had to do I went to the glass in front of the desk in the county jail and pounded on it, demanding that they let me back in. They didn't, they just escorted me from the building.

So I got a job at PetCO for a while in San Rafael, but sooner or later I couldn't take the homesickness for ol' Montana in the plastic horrible bilge of California so I ran as a fugitive back up here.

I write this because I just got and MIP and they ran my name, which didn't come through and I'm very happy.

The End

[Will Robinson]

Not trying to be an asshat or anything but if that's a true story it sounds like your life completely sucks!
Try a change of priorities or something, and take a shower dude, that "patchouley" stuff smells like donkey piss in a baggie of old hay!

[SilverFJ]

Hey that was last year I'm all clean and shizzdizzle. Well I smoke weed and drink an enourmous amount of beer, but I DO shower now.

[Tricord]

Where do the women come in in your life story?

[Pun]

Great story, except for the heroin part.

[SilverFJ]

Thats only a small part of this insane fastlane ride known as the life of SilverFJ

now I play bass for the band Discharacter and live in a house. Thats where the women come in
check my pic on the post ur pic thread, I'm healthy as all get out.

[Pun]

uhh, Silver? Re: your pic.

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[roid]

[SilverFJ]

★■◆●, well, I'll fix the link then
An MIP is a 'minor' in possession (alcohol)...I'm 19 and can die for the U.S. and they wont let me drink.

[Jeff250]

Hmmm... you wouldn't know if there is an award associated with your arrest perchance, would you?

[SilverFJ]

maybe
I've said
too much
killjeffkilljeffkilljeff

btw here's the healthy me
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[roid]

[SilverFJ]

yeah theres something called a statute of limitations where if you get away for long enuff ur good.

[will_kill]

Once upon a time, there I was. Knee deep (literally, I was standing in the ****) in a huge pile of marijuana. Smoking an ounce a day. Coughing up about the same. Taking it from the ground and pulling, cutting, binding, big-leafing, field stripping and trimming pounds and pounds of pot and dozens and dozens of plants in the fields. Getting paid a hundred dollars a day and blowing it, and getting all the free pot I could smoke. Then the season ended.I was homeless at the time enjoying the hippie atmosphere of Willits and Laytonville and hitchhiked to get to places. I had my dreads going on and a 3 month old stench of non-bathing. Mix in a little patchouley.So I decided to head down to San Francisco and sell it on my way to see my friend Dan. Well, things were a little hot with the cops there so I decided to leave and come back on my way up. Since I didn't sell anything there this time (normally I can clear an ounce a day hustling the **** on Haight street, I had a massive heroin problem at the time and would bus down to Turk street to see the mexicans at the end of the day), I had no $$. I decided to steal bread from a store called Long's, thinking it was SafeWay (the safe way to steal). But it wasn't, so I got caught with the bread outside the store at a bus stop where I was also smoking a blunt. The cop and store owner walked up and I got caught red handed with the bread (I ate the joint). I felt okay about that until the cop decided to search me (he said he smelled weed in the area). He thought he was picking up a shoplifter.
Boy, did I make his day.He searched my person and found nothing. Then he found my jacket. Upturning it, out plopped baggie after baggie of weed (I had it all up for street sale), my steamroller, my scale... altogether about a pound of weed, paraphanealia. Jail.
Marin County Jail wasn't bad at all, a candyland for ***** offenders. I was doing the most time out of anybody in the system. I was only in there for a couple months before they decided to cut my 2X felony 6 month & $1000 fine into a 2 year diversionary probation. It's so easy to tell them "**** you" when they try to cut a deal. It doesn't matter if it's California or Montana, it's the same thing if you don't have you 2-15 (medical marijuana card). I DID cut a deal with them, but it was for me to do a bunch of bull**** service, fines, tests, and classes for the state over the next two years. I might as well have stayed in jail. When I got out and found out all the **** I had to do I went to the glass in front of the desk in the county jail and pounded on it, demanding that they let me back in. They didn't, they just escorted me from the building.So I got a job at PetCO for a while in San Rafael, but sooner or later I couldn't take the homesickness for ol' Montana in the plastic horrible bilge of California so I ran as a fugitive back up here.I write this because I just got and MIP and they ran my name, which didn't come through and I'm very happy.The End

And I guess no one said anything about this being 'outlandish' because...you know him personally? (heheh, talk about yer' .50 cal. stories).
Sorry, Silver, no disrespect intended but while their railing on me about 'being phony' I see all kinds of posts on here that seem phony to me so

Guess that's the life of a newbie...

[Flabby Chick]

I see all kinds of posts on here that seem phony to me so

Pray! Do tell which ones.

[roid]

Once upon a time
...
The End

And I guess no one said anything about this being 'outlandish' because...you know him personally? (heheh, talk about yer' .50 cal. stories).
Sorry, Silver, no disrespect intended but while their railing on me about 'being phony' I see all kinds of posts on here that seem phony to me so

Guess that's the life of a newbie...

will_kill i'm sorry for bringing it up in that other thread. i really should have just let it lie.

[SilverFJ]

will kill

just because your life is simple, weak, and surrounded by computer technology doesn't mean that other people like myself don't actually know how to shake their lives up whether positive or negitive

go get laid

[SilverFJ]

it'll help, trust me

[SilverFJ]

...
small dick.

[Flabby Chick]

Meaning he's a dwarf called Richard of course................christ i need a beer!!!

[will_kill]

I see all kinds of posts on here that seem phony to me so

Pray! Do tell which ones.

ALL of yours!

[not]

[will_kill]

Silver... o my goodness ahhhahah