"Lock up my wife"

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:58 am

A woman was caught shoplifting in a supermarket on Miami Beach and was arrested and hauled off by police car to appear in night court, where she had been joined by her long-suffering husband.
They had been in this very courtroom, before the same judge, earlier in the week, squabbling over marital spousal support in their on-going divorce trial.
The prosecutor had the store's TV security tape, which proved the theft by the woman had taken place so the judge said, considering her previous record for similar offenses, he was forced to impose a jail term.
"This time you stole a can of tomatoes. I am going to guess that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?"
The woman agreed.
"Then I sentence you to six nights in jail."
The husband jumped to his feet addressing the judge, "Your honor, may I approach the bench?"
"Well," said the judge, this is a bit unusual but I'll make an exception in this case. You may approach the bench."
The husband wasted no time getting up to the judge's podium and leaning forward, he said in a low voice,
"She also stole a can of peas, your honor."

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:28 pm

LOL! That's the sort of daft joke i like, and will be repeated in local drinking establishment in...oooh twenty min's (if wife comes back from gym that is)

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:04 pm

bahahaha. I'll be telling this one at league night tonight!

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:12 am

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:11 pm

ROTFLMAO!!

haha 6 days for 6 canned tomatoes!

Instig8 · Post by **Instig8** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:53 pm

I would be in jail forever after that BB incedent. :p

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:59 pm

Ha Ha. What, no jar of sunflower seeds?

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:16 pm

not bad.

AceCombat wrote:6 days for 6 canned tomatoes!

you fool! that's not the punchline!

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:33 pm

your point.....?

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:38 pm

AceCombat wrote:your point.....?

There are more than six peas in a can of peas...

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:16 am

You expect AceCombat to apprehend humor in the same mode as consensus reality would seem to prescribe?

I beg to differ.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:36 pm

SHADDUP!!

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:48 pm

"Lock up my wife"

"Lock up my wife"

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