Funny Bumper sticker

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:43 pm

Funny bumper stick I saw today.

If you are going to ride my a$$ at least pull my hair.

Thought I would share

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:10 pm

heh!

Best one I've seen lately is this:

"If guns kill people, then spoons made Rosie Odonel fat!"

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:18 pm

Saw a good one on an old beater

"Don't laugh, it's paid for"

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:47 pm

my personal favorite in the neighborhood is: "stop tectonic plates"

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:26 pm

TheCope wrote:my personal favorite in the neighborhood is: "stop tectonic plates"

Too cerebral. Most people don't know what tectonic means.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:37 pm

woodchip wrote:
TheCope wrote:my personal favorite in the neighborhood is: "stop tectonic plates"
Too cerebral. Most people don't know what tectonic means.

Welcome to the point. I live in a very liberal city... most of what you see are cars littered with whine fest slogans that serve no purpose. I actually don't like bumper stickers. They are cop-outs.

Itâ??s nice to see someone making fun of bumper stickers with a bumper sticker.

â??stop tectonic platesâ?

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:04 pm

My personal favourite is a bit country specific to New Zealand but it reads:

LAND RIGHTS FOR GAY WHALES!

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:53 pm

My favorite thus far is:

"I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight."

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:20 pm

"shave the whales"

(prints? bleh... i own the ORIGINAL babeh!)

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:52 pm

JMEaT wrote:My favorite thus far is:

"I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight."

This is a rip from one of Winston Churchill's famous quotes. My favourites are

Woman: "You're Drunk".
Winston: "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

Woman: "If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you!"
Winston: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!"

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:54 pm

Visualize whirled peas

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:06 pm

Winston Churchill was a great statesman and a great guy!

KompresZor · Post by **KompresZor** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:23 pm

The best one I'v seen lately..

"If a man speaks in the forrest and there's no women there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:35 pm

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:28 pm

"Don't blame me I voted with the majority"

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:52 pm

"if you can read this, you are inside firing range"

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:32 am

"Hang up and drive"

"Donâ??t bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind"

"Watch out for the idiot behind me"

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips"

"Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:24 am

BUBBALOU wrote:"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

Man that is a classic!

Thenior · Post by **Thenior** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:08 am

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but your abusing the privledge!"

will_kill · Post by **will_kill** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:47 am

mine are: "my other truck is a truck" and "my honor student can beat up your honor student"

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:48 am

I found him, I have Jesus in my trunk.

Gammaray · Post by **Gammaray** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:17 pm

Dedman wrote:Funny bumper stick I saw today.

If you are going to ride my a$$ at least pull my hair.

Thought I would share

I saw this one as a license plate frame here in cali... my first thought was "damn she must like it rough"

*edit*
I've got one on my car that reads "practice safe sex... go f*ck yourself" I dunno why I put it on, got it at ozzfest last year for donating some change to some charity. They had a bunch but I liked that one the most

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:14 am

"the driver's handbook is NOT a coaster!"

will_kill · Post by **will_kill** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:26 am

Gammaray wrote:I've got one on my car that reads "practice safe sex... go f*ck yourself" I dunno why I put it on....

...prolly 'cause if your not insecure or just a regular ***hole it's actually funny.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:43 pm

Iceman wrote:
BUBBALOU wrote:"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
Man that is a classic!

I prefer ::1 myself.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:54 pm

Hooray IPv6 adoption.

13Lucky13 · Post by **13Lucky13** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:46 pm

my other ride is your mom

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:57 am

13Lucky13 wrote:my other ride is your mom

ouch

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:18 am

Dedman wrote:
13Lucky13 wrote:my other ride is your mom
ouch

Could have been your wife or girlfriend. (two time'n slut)

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:51 am

Got one for my boss a long time ago: If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport!

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