Proof that the apocalypse is nigh

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:37 am

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/0 ... index.html

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:56 am

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:14 am

Ahhh bollox ded', you posted this under the pretence that your taking the piss out of Britney. In fact we all know you have posters of her nubile body plastered around your garage and you think her tunes are really really cool. Own up sunshine, we'll be there for ya.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:58 am

Flabby Chick wrote:Ahhh bollox ded', you posted this under the pretence that your taking the piss out of Britney. In fact we all know you have posters of her nubile body plastered around your garage and you think her tunes are really really cool. Own up sunshine, we'll be there for ya.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'd hit it for sure. I just don't like her style of music and I think she shouldn't be anywhere near a baby.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:13 am

God help us.

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:21 am

Amen.

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:23 am

Iceman wrote:God help us.

Why us, we have a choice wether or not to listen and look at her but that poor baby doesn't. God save that baby! That baby is going to grow up loving her too with a silver spoon in it's mouth and not have a clue about real life.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:29 am

Iceman wrote:God help us.

x2

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:35 am

Britney Spears' baby is the Antichrist? Who knew?

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:44 am

LOL, I was just about to post that ....

IT'S THE ANTICHRIST!!!

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 10:46 am

why the hell does anyone give a ★■◆●?

she's got a baby, she'll prolly be a terrible mother, its not gonna affect a single one of you, move on. your dreams of having sex with britney have finally been annihilated

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 11:03 am

Vertigo 99 wrote:your dreams of having sex with britney have finally been annihilated

I would argue the opposite. We finally have unequivocal proof that she puts out.

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:06 pm

yea, but she's married with kids now, isn't she?

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:12 pm

Vertigo 99 wrote:yea, but she's married with kids now, isn't she?

When did that ever stop anyone in showbusiness?

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:17 pm

To me it makes here even more attractive. After all, she's now a MILF!

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:28 pm

How is that poor child going to afford college?

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:21 pm

Congrats, kid; your mom's a dirty slut!

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:27 pm

It says she got a caesarian, which I find ironic, because you have to assume Britney Spears' vagina is loose enough to easily pass a 1967 Ford Thunderbird.

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:37 pm

hehehe.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:21 pm

Whogivesaschitt???

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:43 pm

Dedman wrote: Oh, don't get me wrong. I'd hit it for sure.

And does Mrs. Dedman know about your lusting for other woman? Perhaps we should name you Jimmy "lust is in my heart" Carter.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:47 pm

Oops!

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:57 pm

Holy crap. A new avatar for iceman.

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:02 pm

Next on the list, she'll send 2 million on a party.

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:19 pm

punisher wrote:To me it makes here even more attractive. After all, she's now a MILF!

HAHAH!!! PWNED!!

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:31 pm

TigerRaptorFX wrote:Next on the list, she'll send 2 million on a party.

I hope she sends it to me.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:26 pm

woodchip wrote:
Dedman wrote: Oh, don't get me wrong. I'd hit it for sure.
And does Mrs. Dedman know about your lusting for other woman? Perhaps we should name you Jimmy "lust is in my heart" Carter.

Yes she does. She knows that my ultimate wish is Salma Hayek. She also knows that I am too shy to pursue anything, and she knows that I know that if I ever did, she would feed me my own testicles.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:43 pm

Heh. Spoken like a true husband.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:08 pm

mmmm. Salma Hayek. mmmmmmmmmm.

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 9:18 pm

punisher wrote:Britney Spears' baby is the Antichrist? Who knew?

x2

couldn't of said it better myself