Hurricanes are not Bush's fault

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:36 am

According to a Idaho meteorologist it is the fault of the Japanese Mafia...you know, from the same country where the Kyoto protocol was held:

Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima. He was a guest on Coast to Coast, a late night radio show that conducts call-in discussions on everything from bizarre weather patterns to alien abductions. On Wednesday, Stevens was interviewed by Fox News firebrand Bill O'Reilly.

"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site. "The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."

http://tinyurl.com/994yv

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:17 am

Hemp gave me a few links yesterday that described all of this in detail ... sorry I didn't save the URLs. Anyhow, it was very interesting but far fetched.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:31 am

Actually the disaster in New Orleans is all the French's fault.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:33 am

in related news: I will soon be launching my new website and begin e-tailing my new line of stylish tinfoil hats, which I suspect will be featured prominently in this guy's wardrobe.

Iceman: there are website references at the bottom of this article which you may be referring to? If not, check your browser history and post!

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:21 am

Hehe...I just nixed a thread about this at PD. Guess it takes all types

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:51 pm

Stevens is a Grade-A, certifiable nutcase. Oh, and stupid too.

Unix · Post by **Unix** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:57 pm

God doesn't care about Americans.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:31 pm

WTF??!! That guy is a reject.... hell, even from Idaho....

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:15 pm

woodchip wrote:Since Katrina, Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima.

Thats so far fetched right there, its not even funny. Don't you love pseudoscience by mental midgets?

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:27 pm

Unix wrote:God doesn't care about Americans.

ROFL

no doubt there man, no doubt there.

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:06 pm

woodchip wrote:
foilhatguy wrote:"...we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!"

is this true?

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