PWNED Ex!

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:41 pm

I should do this to my ex ... one year behind she is ...

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:15 pm

just use shoe polish instead of a goofy sign like that.

CORD · Post by **CORD** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:17 pm

Use a Sharpie !!

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:40 pm

Nah, make a sign like that, only carve the letters out of the sign, then spraypaint it onto the car.

(don't sue me if it backfires

)

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:05 pm

That's called a "stencil"

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:57 pm

good idea that

something in a vaguely similar vein:

there's was once this sign up on a highway going north from my place (it may still be there) that quotes a bible scripture about adultery. it was there on the side of the road for years at least.

i believe whoever put it up knew the route to work of his/her ex - so the ex saw it every single day.

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:31 pm

Spray paint the stencil on the passenger door, it'll take longer for her to spot it!

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:23 am

Roid I had this fantasy of painting a big dripping red A on the back of her white car with red fingernail polish. I never got around to doing it tho ...

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:01 pm

heh. Since when does child support actually go to the child...

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:38 pm

Technically it doesn't. However, if I spend $997 a month on private education for a child and her mother (for some reason known to only God) actually sent in a measley $258/month check, that check would reimburse me for $258 in expenses spent on the child.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:05 pm

roid wrote:there's(sic) was once this sign up on a highway going north from my place (it may still be there) that quotes a bible scripture about adultery.

"Do infants have as much fun in infancy, as adults do in adultery?"

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:09 pm

Woah...Mobi made a funny!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:06 pm

Krom wrote:Nah, make a sign like that, only carve the letters out of the sign, then spraypaint it onto the car.

(don't sue me if it backfires )

Or if its a truck spray paint it on the tailgate.

Kind-of like "Honk if you think I'm an ass[size=0].[/size]hole".

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:54 pm

Iceman wrote:Technically it doesn't. However, if I spend $997 a month on private education for a child and her mother (for some reason known to only God) actually sent in a measley $258/month check, that check would reimburse me for $258 in expenses spent on the child.

you and I know a reimbursement will never happen.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 9:53 pm

LOL! So true bro ... so true ...

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:57 pm

Krom wrote:Nah, make a sign like that, only carve the letters out of the sign, then spraypaint it onto the car.

(don't sue me if it backfires )

only spray it with thinner

SilverFJ · Post by **SilverFJ** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:12 am

put a lit rag in the tank and write it in the ashes

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:27 am

AceCombat wrote:
Krom wrote:Nah, make a sign like that, only carve the letters out of the sign, then spraypaint it onto the car.

(don't sue me if it backfires )

only spray it with thinner

Thinner does nothing to a car's finish. What you need is stripper.

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:29 am

at a glance it looks like punisher is saying that ace needs a stripper.

which DOES seems like a normal thing for pun to say to ace.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:17 am

Hey! Anything to get Ace off the cats!

AceCombat · Post by **AceCombat** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:52 pm

punisher wrote:
AceCombat wrote:
Krom wrote:Nah, make a sign like that, only carve the letters out of the sign, then spraypaint it onto the car.

(don't sue me if it backfires )

only spray it with thinner
Thinner does nothing to a car's finish. What you need is stripper.

thats what i meant