Favorite Quote

BigSlideHimself · Post by **BigSlideHimself** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:22 pm

Looking to put a quote on our chalk board here at the coffee shop, any one got a funny/inspirational quote that would be fitting?

Behemoth · Post by **Behemoth** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:31 pm

"sm0ke a f00b"

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:45 pm

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all..."

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:54 pm

Life is a coin; you can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

De Rigueur · Post by **De Rigueur** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:02 pm

Capm wrote:"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all..."

Isn't that what God told Bender?

Speaking of duct tape. it's like The Force, it has a light side and a dark side and binds the universe together.

TheCope · Post by **TheCope** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:13 pm

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." -Woody Allen

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:16 pm

If you are going to ride my @ss, at least pull my hair.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:24 pm

Here's my attempt at philosophy in under 17 words for each idea:

http://4sure.co.nz/greygoo.shtml

My favourite is:

If time is the fourth dimension,
then timing is the fifth,
and most important.

Hahnenkam · Post by **Hahnenkam** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:09 pm

Rolling Stones: "hey you get off of my cloud"

Scotsman: "hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Capm · Post by **Capm** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:11 pm

De Rigueur - yep!

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:17 pm

"everywhere i go, there i am"

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:16 am

"We apologize for the inconvenience"

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:13 am

roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"

Go Buckaroo Banzai

"Do you, punk ?"

Phoenix Red · Post by **Phoenix Red** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:10 am

There comes a time in every man's life when he must take his father's advice. I shall go to bed at once. -Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values." -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:23 am

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."----Churchill

"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."---Patton

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:14 am

Just rememeber, you are unique just like everyone else.

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:55 am

The key to immortality is to not die.

"You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes"

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:09 am

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

Palzon · Post by **Palzon** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:27 am

Flabby Chick wrote:"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."---Patton

A see your Patton and raise you a Von Braun:

The only thing wrong with the V-2 rocket was that it landed on the wrong planet

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:53 am

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.

Obsessed - A word used by the lazy to describe the motivated.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:49 am

"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." -- Albert Einstein

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." -- Unknown Heh.. this one is the story of my life

"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. " -- Helen Keller

"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolph Hitler

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:41 pm

Death awaits you all with nasty pointy teeth

Flatlander · Post by **Flatlander** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:38 pm

si vis pacem, parabellum

Vertigo 99 · Post by **Vertigo 99** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:50 pm

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

-- Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'You, sir, are drunk!')

Hattrick · Post by **Hattrick** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:03 pm

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:06 pm

Palzon wrote:
Flabby Chick wrote:"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."---Patton
A see your Patton and raise you a Von Braun:

The only thing wrong with the V-2 rocket was that it landed on the wrong planet

Exquisite return sir. And yet i parry with:-

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

Graham Chapman

Sting_Ray · Post by **Sting_Ray** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:08 pm

2 beers times 37 troopers equals 49 cases.

Sarge · Post by **Sarge** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:45 pm

Groucho Marx had some good ones...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:17 pm

Protons have mass? I didnâ??t even know they were Catholic.

Hostile · Post by **Hostile** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:19 pm

Dedman wrote:If you are going to ride my @ss, at least pull my hair.

ROFLMAO!

How about....

Forget the pills, our coffee increases your c0ck size by at least 30-40%!!!

CORD · Post by **CORD** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:23 pm

Never forget, your brakes don't work if you're upside down.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:54 pm

roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"

The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:

"Everywhere you go; there you are."

I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.

Herculosis · Post by **Herculosis** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:03 pm

Mobius wrote:
roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:

"Everywhere you go; there you are."

I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.

That's "Ellen" Barkin. Sorry, couldn't resist

TIGERassault · Post by **TIGERassault** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:28 pm

"My dreams of becoming a cook is as dead as the cat I'm sitting on" Bender

"Love is like a happy little elf doing a merry little jig when suddenly he turns on you with a sub-machine gun" Matt Groeing

"Nigeria Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water flowing the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary rocks" Oscar Wilde

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't hear him laughing" Phyllis Diller

"I don't follow particular horses, although horses I back seem to" Tommy Docherty

"And God said ' Let there be light', and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. And God say the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and it was not good" Spike Milligan

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:56 pm

Grendel wrote:
roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
Go Buckaroo Banzai

"Do you, punk ?"

Mubios wrote:
roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:

"Everywhere you go; there you are."

I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.

i dunno guys, it's just something i've heard occasionally online and i like it:

"everywhere i go, there i am"

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:57 am

Mobius wrote:
roid wrote:"everywhere i go, there i am"
The quote is Rob Weller talking to Elin Barkin, and it goes like this:

"Everywhere you go; there you are."

I have the DVD and it's one of my favourites.

Yes, Mobius is, as usual, half-right... PETER Weller said it. Sort of. See below.

A little google-fu reveals the following:

BUCKAROO BANZAI:
(to crowd)
Hey, hey, calm down. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean.
'Cause, remember, no matter where you go..... there you are.

Phoenix Red · Post by **Phoenix Red** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:21 am

Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Satre