the good news... and the bad news.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:10 am

The bad news is that he isn't rich enough to get me to put out.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:22 am

The good news is: that's the good news.

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:23 am

The bad news is: that's the only good news.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:35 pm

The good news is that we can hope for more good news.

Hahnenkam · Post by **Hahnenkam** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:50 pm

The bad news is that no gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu.

(linky for the youngsters

)

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:00 pm

Good news is I win the lottery!

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:34 pm

The bad news is you won a million Yen.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:41 pm

The good news is it wasn't a million men!

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:50 pm

Unfortunately the bad news is Bird Flu migrated to humans, and money isn't worth so much any more.

(I'm fluey as we type

)

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:02 pm

The good news is, all those damn emus will get what they deserve at last.

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:05 pm

The bad news is, the birds will smell really bad.

Hahnenkam · Post by **Hahnenkam** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:16 pm

The good news is, they will still taste like chicken.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:54 pm

The bad news is you're a freakin' vegetarian.

Money! · Post by **Money!** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:58 pm

The good news is that Hahnenkam is one of those wussy vegetarians that eats chicken.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:02 pm

The bad news: -3 to alignment.

Hahnenkam · Post by **Hahnenkam** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:07 pm

The good news is that in trying to figure out what the heck Topher meant, I learned something about RPGs.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:27 pm

The good news is you can be taught, the bad news is, you don't learn well.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:16 pm

The good news is that I am better off not learning whatever the heck it is you are talking about.

Money! · Post by **Money!** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:16 pm

The bad news is that he is talking about the new potato powered nuclear weapon that will give ultimate power to the one who owns it!

Battlebot · Post by **Battlebot** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:32 pm

The good news is that Money is now attending a mental institution.

DarkShadow · Post by **DarkShadow** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:36 am

The bad news is he escaped.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:21 am

The good news is that he stole a case of Prosac and is giving it to our (ex)wives.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:29 am

The bad news is it's not Prosac but Viagra.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:36 am

Great! The good news is I go ahold of some for myself

SCHWANG!

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:38 pm

The bad news is, as ice was taking his Viagra, one got stuck in his throat and he's had a stiff neck all day.

Couver_ · Post by **Couver_** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:44 pm

The good news is Pun saw it and became aroused.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:05 pm

And the bad news is ... uh ... well ... I can't go there

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:33 pm

The good news is Ice didn't go there.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:36 pm

The bad news is we will all go there eventually in life.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:39 pm

The good news is I'll get there first!

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:44 pm

Bad news is that the first gets castrated

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:18 pm

Good news is I don't ha-- wait...

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:54 pm

The bad news for DC is, too late

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:48 pm

The good news is that its never too late to loose your virginity.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:56 pm

The bad news is, it's your anal virginity.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:58 pm

The good news is, if that's the case, I plan to die a virgin.

Money! · Post by **Money!** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:08 am

DarkShadow wrote:The bad news is he escaped.

The good news is he's Jewish!

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:12 am

the bad news is, he's scamming people on ebay with his brand new "home circumsision" kit, which actually cuts off your anus!

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:52 am

The good news is no more mud butt.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:10 am

The bad news is that George Takei has nothing to aim at anymore.