Cheating

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 11:19 am

Firing a Guided Missle is cheating
Using the Omega cannon is cheating
Using a Mac is cheating
Using the Black Pyro is cheating

IMCDO

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:15 pm

Anything that makes my ship explode is cheating.

KaTaNa · Post by **KaTaNa** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:19 pm

Having a sub-50 ping is cheating....

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:29 pm

heh. I think using mouselook on a MAC is cheating if mouselook is disabled on the server.

and omegay. That's cheating too. Just because I don't like it.

Guided missiles are comedy, not cheating. As for the BP, don't take my microwave salad away please.

Floyd · Post by **Floyd** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:38 pm

guideds? seldom laughed so hard in d3 using them in taurus

(thats the time i remember it)

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 2:30 pm

Flying circles around someone with an ego disproportional to their piloting skill is cheating.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 2:47 pm

Hey I resemble that remark.

The second half, mind you not the first!

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 5:32 pm

Using ANY kind of input device is cheating!!!

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 5:43 pm

Charged fusion is a hack.

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 8:26 pm

Get a life Suncho.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 9:30 pm

ripping the panties off your friends "girlfriend" who was shaking it, and winking when he wasn't looking... and then proceeding to finish off her proverbial 'ice cream cone' is cheating.

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 11:50 pm

Anything that makes my ship explode is cheating.

I disagree.

Having a sub-50 ping is cheating....

I disagree.

heh. I think using mouselook on a MAC is cheating if mouselook is disabled on the server.

It's not an option. If you use a mouse on a Mac, the only thing that affects your turn speed is your sensitivity. So if you're on a Mac and you use a mouse, you effectively have mouselook on no matter what.

Also, Macs are stuck at 7pps.

Guided missiles are comedy, not cheating.

Ok, I'll admit that just firing them off isn't really cheating, but guiding them around is, because they're invisible to everyone else in the game when they go any reasonable distance.

As for the BP, don't take my microwave salad away please.

I didn't say I was going to take away the cheating, nor do I have the power to.

The only reason I consider the Black Pyro cheating is because it's a ship that not everybody has (I don't have it for example). If everyone had access to it, it would no longer be cheating. It would just be an unbalanced part of the game.

Flying circles around someone with an ego disproportional to their piloting skill is cheating.

Not unless he's using omega.

Using ANY kind of input device is cheating!!!

I disagree.

Charged fusion is a hack.

Get a life Suncho.

I'm trying.

ripping the panties off your friends "girlfriend" who was shaking it, and winking when he wasn't looking... and then proceeding to finish off her proverbial 'ice cream cone' is cheating.

I agree.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:40 am

stop playing RIP then thorne

KaTaNa · Post by **KaTaNa** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 4:28 am

The inability to detect sarcastic remarks is cheating...

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:26 am

Haha KaTaNa, right on.

No, Kurupt, despite Buddha's antics every now and again, I don't know that I have ever been accused of cheating by a RIP. There's just a certain group who live in their own little world, wherein they can't be beat that badly, and a default D3 ship can't be that quick.

On with the topic! Megas in Pyroglyphic are cheating (Neut)!

LEON · Post by **LEON** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:36 am

I don't care what weapons, tactic or ship my opponent use against me. I always try to ask myself "What can I do diffrent?" To get him. Not "What HE should do diffrent?" So i can get him. This way, i will learn faster i think. IMHO.

Leon
BTW. My first post here on DBB.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:51 am

Suncho: STFU :p

Welcome, Leon!

-Bunyip

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:52 am

Playing D3 online or on a LAN without accurates ON is CHEATING!

no skill faggots!

Playing D3 online with rotational velocity ON is CHEATING ( Unlike Accurates, rot vel adds 30% data traffic )

unless of course the host is on a T3!

Playing BI3 in a magnum on a 33.6 dialup connection with 13 other players is CHEATING

Lossboy

Having KaZZa and Torrent uploads and downloads active is not considered SKILL when your playing D3 it's CHEATING... splashboys!

Come to a LAN and get owned!

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 8:39 am

heh. Not by you, bubba-ho :p

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:08 am

I piss allot of people off with guides and rack up at least several kills with them.

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:41 am

oh yes, let me have a torrent open so my upload is at full throttle while i'm going around trying to hit people. you know how much more skill it would take to win that way than it would without your bandwidth being sucked dry?

ask bfdd, i beat him 25-0 last night for exactly that reason

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:33 pm

Actually the BP is now available to everyone via D3help. So that point is moot. The whole MAC thing...not enough players use Mac for this to matter, and the ones that do aren't good enough to make that much of a difference.

As for the Guided...if the people you're playing against suck so much that they let you sit there and hide and guide the little missiles around then they deserve to get hit by them. Those things are useless except as slow homing missiles

*Javed* · Post by ***Javed*** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:47 pm

Heh, Suncho, the people the people that made the mac version, and didnt disable mouse look, it's their problem. so stop commin 2 me constantly and calling me a cheater.

if you have a solution for me, then ok, but til then, i'm using my mac.

*Javed* · Post by ***Javed*** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:48 pm

oops..i said 'the people' twice

{Hawk}Liquid · Post by **{Hawk}Liquid** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:09 am

suncho you are a cool guy but when it comes to this leave it alone

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:47 am

Concerning the BP, I thought it was really cool when some people started flying a new ship against me; something new to shoot at. It adds some variety to the game and can be a good incentive to buy the addon (it's nice being able to choose from among 4 ships

). I, personally, would have had a blast even if I was limited to the Pyro-GL.
The general opinion, it seems, is that the Magnum is the best ship, and while this may be true, my GL still has some moves in her.

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:48 am

This is a HUMOR thread.. if anyone takes anything on this thread as serious.

Then follow these directions

1 Shut down your computer
2 unplug your tower
3 take it and walk out onto a 4 lane highway and play tag with the cars.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:20 am

actually, I think Suncho, at least, is serious.

bash · Post by **bash** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:31 am

That's the problem; Suncho is always serious. Boy has a diamond mine up his donkey.

Fugue · Post by **Fugue** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:41 pm

If I had a diamond mine up my donkey, I would kill the donkey and then get rich selling the diamonds that were inside of him. Personally, I would think a diamond up a donkey that you owned would be advantageous. Perhaps it is like the goose that laid the golden eggs though where it would not be in your best interest to kill it, just to let it go on and live a natural life.

I envy Suncho. I want his donkey.

-Fugue

*Javed* · Post by ***Javed*** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:03 pm

BUBBALOU wrote:This is a HUMOR thread.. if anyone takes anything on this thread as serious.

Then follow these directions

1 Shut down your computer
2 unplug your tower
3 take it and walk out onto a 4 lane highway and play tag with the cars.

Um dude, I almost got kicked out of [NT] for owning a Mac, he's serious

[AuDiO] · Post by **[AuDiO]** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 5:24 pm

56k'ers cheat.

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:27 pm

KaTaNa wrote:The inability to detect sarcastic remarks is cheating...

...

*Javed* wrote: stop commin 2 me constantly and calling me a cheater.

I wasn't aware that I was doing it constantly...

Beowulf wrote:not enough players use Mac for this to matter, and the ones that do aren't good enough to make that much of a difference.

How does that make you feel, Javed?

Beowulf wrote:Actually the BP is now available to everyone via D3help. So that point is moot. The whole MAC thing...

Wow, you're right bro. I guess that just leaves Macs (even though it doesn't make a difference), Omega, and Guided missles. Good call.

Beowulf wrote:As for the Guided...if the people you're playing against suck so much that they let you sit there and hide and guide the little missiles around then they deserve to get hit by them. Those things are useless except as slow homing missiles

Wow you're on a roll! Again good call.

So that just leaves Omega Cannon and, hypothetically, Macs, if any Mac player ever got good enough for it to matter. Thanks for clearing that up, dude.

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:03 pm

omg...

SUNCHO CHEATS!

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:03 pm

*Javed* · Post by ***Javed*** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:31 am

Beowulf wrote:not enough players use Mac for this to matter, and the ones that do aren't good enough to make that much of a difference.

Suncho wrote:How does that make you feel, Javed?

Honestly doesnt bother me It's a game, and I take as one, unlike you.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:32 am

javed, just so that we're crystal clear. don't drag this thread down.

Suncho · Post by **Suncho** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:56 am

Ferno wrote:javed, just so that we're crystal clear. don't drag this thread down.

That's ok. I was trolling for it. =)

BUBBALOU · Post by **BUBBALOU** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:52 am

Suncho wrote: That's ok. I was trolling for it. =)

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 10:05 am

o_O

Fugue wrote:I envy Suncho. I want his donkey.

-Fugue

Cheating

Cheating

cheating...

Diamond Mine up the Donkey

Re: Diamond Mine up the Donkey