Random Story (Instant Karma)

[Money!]

So I'm chillin' with a friend, and we're crusin around in his '80 Volvo Stick with about 350k miles on it, and we decide to have a little fun. We roll up Skyline and find this kid Geo's house. He is a little ★■◆● who is trying to spit at my friends sister, but failed so he threatened messing with her. So we get to his house, and my friend busts out the paintball gun. But there's some SBC truck right near his house, and the guy is outside of the truck. So my friend says ★■◆● it, and he revs the engine as I turn this kids house orange. But right when we start to leave, some crazy ★■◆● happens and anti-freeze starts pouring, not dripping, out of the footwell on the driver's side and the inside of the cars starts smoking, bad. We freak out, get the hell out of there, and then call AAA. Apparently, somehow the heating core broke, and will cost 900 to fix. My buddy's car is totaled.

Instant Karma

[Krom]

I think I'd prefer that to the lightning bolt from the sky variety at least.

[Duper]

lol.. dude.. Karma is not \"instant\". Technically, karma isn't visited to you until your next life; good and bad.

Personally, sounds like a guardian angel was trying to make a point.

[fyrephlie]

you know, the point of the story isn't that you shouldn't exact retribution, it isn't that vengeance is wrong. the point of the story is: don't get into a 1980 ANYTHING, or a vehicle with over 350,000 miles.... and expect to make a quick (or any) getaway.

the moral is... don't roll in a p.o.s...

[Lothar]

the moral is... don't roll in a p.o.s...

Word...







... said the guy who once willingly rode in a truck with no brakes...

[BUBBALOU]

the moral is... don't roll in a p.o.s...

X3

[roid]

1981 patrols are nice. a buddy of mine put an axe into teh bonet of his coz he was bored (and had too much vodka) the thing never says die.
old diesel engines last forever and ever and ever and

actually we once pulled the carboretor off of it and attached a \"fuel vaqpouriser\" we made outof tin cans, lol. while driving up the street the bonet caught fire, that was interesting.

he eventualloy sold it to a scrap car place, and we saw it driving around the streets again a few months later. super patrooooooool!

[Kilarin]

The moral is: Check the radiator for slugs, someone was shooting back!

[Pun]

1981 patrols are nice.

I want that!

[Mobius]

LOL. Karma doesn't exist. There is no force within the universe designed to right wrongs.

Karma is a human invention, by those who suffer at the hands of others, to make them feel better about their suffering. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Karma only exists in hollywood movies, and bad novels.

[Krom]

LOL. Karma doesn't exist. There is no force within the universe designed to right wrongs.

Karma is a human invention, by those who suffer at the hands of others, to make them feel better about their suffering. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Karma only exists in hollywood movies, and bad novels.

[roid]

LOL. Karma doesn't exist.
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Mobius do you know how to do anything other than waste space?

[fyrephlie]

yes... he wastes a lot of time building model houses for the wife to look at too.... instead of laying down the law and saying: \"This is the house I AM building, you can see it when it's built!!!\"