Blonde goes horseback riding.
Blonde goes horseback riding.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Seen it before, but its still amusing.
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A jew decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the jew begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the jew begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seen to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.
It all depends on what you think about the modified joke.
If you think the modified joke is racist, then you also think the first joke is discriminatory against blondes, if the original joke doesn't bother you, then neither should the second.
If you think the modified joke is racist, then you also think the first joke is discriminatory against blondes, if the original joke doesn't bother you, then neither should the second.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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'Cept the second joke isn't funny because it doesn't utilize the stereotype. People laugh at blonde jokes because they highlight the stereotype, and cause the person hearing the jooke to recall all the times where someone they know who is blonde has lived up to it (positive association), thus reinforcing it and getting a laugh or two in the process.
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Just another failed attempt trying to prove a point.fyrephlie wrote:A jew joke would have to cater to the 'money' sterotype... your joke is stupid because it doesn't make sense....
now... if you changed it to a polock it would be racist... and make sense with the stereotypes.
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ha! someone knows his theory about humor... well put!DCrazy wrote:'Cept the second joke isn't funny because it doesn't utilize the stereotype. People laugh at blonde jokes because they highlight the stereotype, and cause the person hearing the jooke to recall all the times where someone they know who is blonde has lived up to it (positive association), thus reinforcing it and getting a laugh or two in the process.
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Especially if it tramples him in the end and yells at him saying that it has rights too.Krom wrote:"ccb056 decides to try horseback riding..."
That might be amusing now.
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lolMD-2389 wrote:Especially if it tramples him in the end and yells at him saying that it has rights too.Krom wrote:"ccb056 decides to try horseback riding..."
That might be amusing now.
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LOL
Maybe you should say "some" women are stupid next time.Vindicator wrote:I think the moral of the thread is that women are stupid.
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I think it's pretty clear that this is a self-deprecating joke written by a blonde.
...but cannot seen to get a firm grip.
Have you guys ever seen that shirt that says \"Your a dumbass!\" Then when the person corrects you and says it's supposed to be \"you're,\" you just say, \"You really are a dumbass!\"...seemingly impervious to its slipping rider
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Suncho stop calling yourself a dumbass.Suncho wrote:I think it's pretty clear that this is a self-deprecating joke written by a blonde.
...but cannot seen to get a firm grip.Have you guys ever seen that shirt that says "Your a dumbass!" Then when the person corrects you and says it's supposed to be "you're," you just say, "You really are a dumbass!"...seemingly impervious to its slipping rider
It was a copy and paste, im not going to f'ing proofread every funny joke I feel like sharing.