FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: \"No Lawyer Left Standing\"

KoolBear · Post by **KoolBear** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:56 am

Impatient with efforts to close the courts to litigants, the Administration literally fired the first shot in its groundbreaking \"No Lawyer Left Standing\" initiative. Vice-President Cheney, hunting on a private lawyer ranch near Kingsville, Texas, bagged an impressive buck (Harry Whittington, UT Law '50).

Under the new program, hunters may take one white shoe in-house lawyer or three outside lawyers daily. The limit has been suspended for trial lawyers. \"We've just got to thin the herd,\" said the Vice-President. \"We've tried tort reform and caps on damages, but people are still suing.\" Cheney added, \"It's easy and fun. In Texas, you can shoot in almost any direction and hit a lawyer.\"

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:03 am

Meh.... I'd give it a 3/10 on the funniness scale.

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:05 am

snoopy wrote:Meh.... I'd give it a 3/10 on the funniness scale.

Generous.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:51 pm

I thought it was pretty funny.

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:40 pm

Awesome.

Since when are lawyer jokes not funny?

roid · Post by **roid** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:33 am

almost as important as small pox eradication

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:32 am

err, small pox HAS been eradicated!

roid · Post by **roid** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:42 am

yep and lawyers should be next. says me

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: \"No Lawyer Left Standing\"

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: \"No Lawyer Left Standing\"

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