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OMFG!! It's just a shaver!!!

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*yawn*
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Yea thats way overboard. But it doesn't drive me nuts because I dont watch TV. (OK, mayby just for Family Guy and Futurama, but thats it)
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But it's got 5 blades...5!! That's like 1,2,3,4... one for each finger!
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Actually I found this miracle way of avoiding irritation from shaving: Grow a beard.
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just wait til they have seven blades!

oh wait...


heh for all the effort they put into their commercials ya'd think they would come out with something that doesn't require you to drop thirty bux on a replacement package.
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This sort of reminds me of this one old Mad TV skit. The razor boasted 20 blades. They even started going into details on what each blade did, if i remember correctly the 16th blade helps to remove plaque off your teeth or something along those lines. :lol:
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Rofl....yeah, thats what it reminded me of too. I mean wtf...2 blades did the job fine, so did 3. Wtf do we need 5 blades for? I think I'm just gonna get an electric razor and be done with this s***. I look better with some stubble anyway.
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The whole industry needs a smack in the face. Can you imagine if tooth brushes caught on to this... oh wait... What i should have written before is, ALL YOU NEED IS ONE BLADE!!!!! I don't care what you say, i can shave my thick face hair (which is closer to curly pubic hair) with one blade... NO PROBLEM. BIC will sell you a pack of 30 for three bucks.
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Isaac wrote:i can shave my thick face hair (which is closer to curly pubic hair)
Aside from a vision that I could do without, I'd agree the razor commercial is amusingly over-the-top. I would also point out that mentioning it on a message board is proof of its effectiveness. :P
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wow i need that
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Kyouryuu wrote:Aside from a vision that I could do without, I'd agree the razor commercial is amusingly over-the-top. I would also point out that mentioning it on a message board is proof of its effectiveness. :P
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Krom wrote:Actually I found this miracle way of avoiding irritation from shaving: Grow a beard.

Which is actually more irritating. 'Sides, chicks don't dig facial hair or big 'ol eyebrows unless it's stubble. ;) Nor do I like my chicks with beards or pit hair.
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[]V[]essenjah wrote:Which is actually more irritating. 'Sides, chicks don't dig facial hair or big 'ol eyebrows unless it's stubble. ;) Nor do I like my chicks with beards or pit hair.
Nah, its only more irritating for the first few days, then it gets long enough to not itch all the time.
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I use a two blade razor, and it works great.
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Money! wrote:I use a two blade razor, and it works great.
I know!!!! And i bet it didn't cost you more than a dollar or two, for a pack.
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Last time I used a twin blade razor I cut the living bejebus out of myself. I pissede blood for over an hour, and that was WITH the use of a Styptic Pencil!

No, a twin blade razor doesn't even rate as a razor next to a Mach3 Power. The triple bladed thing is awesome, and when you have the battery driven handle mechanism it's even better.

I'll try one of these 5 bladed things - for sure - and the bit I'm keen to check is the single blade for tidying sideboards, that's always been tricky since the introduction of three blades.

Yes, I'm sure the blades will be expensive, but not overly so: I did some timing when I first started with the MACH III, and the blades last twice as long as a standard twin blade, but they don't cost twice as much, so they are actualkly cheaper to use than my old twin blades. This, I'm sure, because you dan't have to make so many strokes to get a cleaner shave: less strokes = less irritation = less wear on the blades.

I agree on one point though: 5 blades does seem like overkill. What's wrong with 4??
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Sorry pal, Lebanese women are...

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Vindicator wrote:Nah, its only more irritating for the first few days, then it gets long enough to not itch all the time.

Beard=sweaty face=ACNE problems.

No-beard= no sweaty face= I am sexay to women like Mathew Fox! ;)

The itchy stubble that would start to grow out used to bother me but not anymore since I use a Mach 3. :)


Mmmmmm..... the rest of this topic goes to Lebanese women.... :D
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Beowulf wrote:Sorry pal, Lebanese women are...

HOT.
x2. Go Lebanon.
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oh you think i made that jpg...
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you should watch the \"always look on the bright side of life\" video. soem funy clippings from English football games... :lol:
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