Imagine a 320 lb girl...in a tight dress...

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:10 am

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320 lbs. 7'4".....hold me....

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:01 am

i remember her (i mean, hearing about her). she's a prostitute in some european country. Sweden?

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:20 am

God damn thats a big b

itch!

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:33 am

I saw those same pics a few years back. I still think they are fake. Those are the only two pics of her that ever get circulated.

bash · Post by **bash** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:19 am

http://www.snopes.com/photos/tallwoman.asp

http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:55 am

Big deal. They're optical illusions. They were done the same way Frodo and Gandalf were filmed at Bag End, because McKellen and Wood are about the same size, yet on film Frodo is about half Gandalf's height. With a meticulous setup the eye can be fooled.

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:24 am

ah thank you snopes.

Will Robinson · Post by **Will Robinson** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:52 am

AWW crap you spoiled my fantasy

You have to admit though, the image in your head when someone says 'a 320 pound girl in a tight dress' doesn't look like her...more like Stresstest's chocolate milkshake girl.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:44 am

my frend form russia shes 6'5" and here i am at 5'10"

but the cool thang is when we hug my face goes right in to her......

Admiral LSD · Post by **Admiral LSD** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:50 am

It doesn't even look like a woman in the second pic...

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:01 am

Tricord wrote:Big deal. They're optical illusions. They were done the same way Frodo and Gandalf were filmed at Bag End, because McKellen and Wood are about the same size, yet on film Frodo is about half Gandalf's height. With a meticulous setup the eye can be fooled.

Um, no. Read the snopes article. She's 6' 5.5", but they put her in heels and stood her next to a 5' 1" woman and a 5' 4" man. That's why she looks so fricken tall.

Admiral LSD · Post by **Admiral LSD** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:07 am

Technically that still makes it an optical illusion... but meh.

Scorch · Post by **Scorch** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:03 am

I'd do her.

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:13 am

And you think you'd touch the sides scorchie????

kurupt · Post by **kurupt** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:16 am

i'd love to have a go with a woman that big

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:17 pm

I'd hit it

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:22 pm

When I was 19 I had a GF who was 6'4" and used to wear 4" heels. Here's me at 6'0". Hehe.

Gotta tell ya, tall girls are AWESOME. There are some interesting things that happen too! For a start, don't be thinking you can lick an entire set of legs without having at least a litre of "drool fuel" (water) sitting close by!

And the absolute best thing is when they're on top, and lean forward over you. DROOL!

KompresZor · Post by **KompresZor** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:45 pm

Leg Length 47"

When she got those legs wraped around you there would be no getting away

STRESSTEST · Post by **STRESSTEST** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:08 pm

Tyranny wrote:God damn thats a big bitch!

rofl