Happy Drunk Day!

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:13 am

I mean St. Patrickâ??s Day!

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:33 am

i slept from 7am till 3pm.

Scorch · Post by **Scorch** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:41 am

alas, I am not drinking. But I'm Irish and that's all that counts! Maybe it's a good day to watch Boondock Saints

Repo Man · Post by **Repo Man** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:45 am

Scorch wrote:But I'm Irish and that's all that counts!

Scorch, everyone is Irish on Saint Patty's day! Hiccup!

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:54 am

Not me. I'm still Danish, but I had a Guinness for breakfast. Does that count?

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:05 am

Ok, I got a joke.

Whats hard to find in Ireland?

A sober Irishman.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:17 pm

Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.

Real sophisticated.

Repo Man · Post by **Repo Man** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:23 pm

Mobius wrote:Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.

Real sophisticated.

Ignore Mobius, it's just an attention-getting device.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:25 pm

Hehe... my school is 1 block over from 5th Avenue/86th St. Consequently, they close school every St. Patrick's Day.

Instig8 · Post by **Instig8** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:43 pm

It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.

[DWL]Punk · Post by **[DWL]Punk** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:49 pm

i don't drink
but i will be smoking lots and lots of herb.
whos got the herb?
thats what the young girls ask me =D

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:32 pm

[MS]Instig8 wrote:It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.

ill drink to tat... o waot.. i did. heh.

hard fuckin times man. its one of those time where ya tihnk it jus ant gettin worse.. then it does.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:51 pm

djordan wrote:
Mobius wrote:Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.

Real sophisticated.
Ignore Mobius, it's just an attention-getting device.

I wouldn't even call it a device. More like stinking piece of garbage.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:35 pm

Mobius wrote:Great. Another day where stupid, fat, ugly people drink even more than usual, and dye everything green.

Real sophisticated.

Go out and have a little fun sometime will ya? As for me, I got a 6 pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bottoms up!

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:29 am

Mobius wrote:Real sophisticated.

sophishticated

Zer0Cool · Post by **Zer0Cool** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:15 pm

i won't lie...i got drunk? whats' wrong with drinkin on a holiday?

now screwy Delights for all

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:46 pm

[MS]Instig8 wrote:It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.

The trouble with Scotland is that it is full of Scotts.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:48 pm

i had a shot of jameson. are you from minnesota vader? i'm in minneapolis.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:57 pm

Technically no, I'm not. However I could spit and it would land in MN. I do claim Minnesota citizenship tho because I'm only in ND as a college student.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:55 pm

[NuB] Dedman wrote:
[MS]Instig8 wrote:It's interresting that St. Patrick was Scottish.
The trouble with Scotland is that it is full of Scotts.

you'd be surprised.

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:36 pm

i want a kilt. got a kilt?

Scorch · Post by **Scorch** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:18 am

you know why scottish men wear kilts?

sheep can hear a zipper from a hundred yards!

And djordan, everyone might consider themselves irish on St Patty's day, but do they have red hair and green eyes, and red bushy sideburns like a leprechaun? I think not!

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:34 pm

Show of hands:

Who didn't wear green on purpose?

*raises hand*

Repo Man · Post by **Repo Man** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 12:36 pm

MD-2389,

I raise my hand. I wore red and blue.

Scorch,

You may have red hair,green eyes, and red bushy sideburns like a leprechaun, but where is your pot o' gold? Hmmmmm?

Scorch · Post by **Scorch** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:36 pm

ummm... I bought a Pot o' Gold lotto ticket t'other day, does that count?

And it wasn't a winner

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:50 pm

Ah, the NY Lottery. "Hey, it'll never happen to you."

Scorch · Post by **Scorch** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 3:04 pm

one of my friends won $40 the other week. Most I've ever won is $4

Instig8 · Post by **Instig8** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:33 pm

Scorch wrote:you know why scottish men wear kilts?

sheep can hear a zipper from a hundred yards!

Yup, the Irish are smart enough to unzip at least 101 yards from their intended target.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:59 pm

1) Patrick was Scottish.

2) Patrick was not Catholic

3) Patrick was never cannonized.

He did, however, convert all of Ireland to Christianity.

And THAT I'll drink to.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:08 am

what did the irish monster do to learn how to see in the dark?

went to night classes.