Mama Jokes thread 24246976452

TigerRaptor · Post by **TigerRaptor** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:18 pm

Yo Mama so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Mama so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo Mama so ugly, the New York sewer rats scream.

Yo Mama so fat, they dropped her off of the Sears Tower and she bounced to out space.

Yo Mama so fat, she might be the new planetoid in space.

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:34 pm

*Anticipates Ace's "OMFG LOL!" post*

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:36 pm

the one benefit of having a deceased mother is the silence that follows the "momma" joke when you say:

"hey man, my mother is dead."

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:52 am

thats a benefit? I think everybody either dished out more "Yo Momma" jokes or said their mother was dead even though she probably wasn't, I know I did

Either way these jokes were funny in like...1991.

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:31 am

I am with you on this one Cops. On 9/29/03 "Momma" jokes stoped being funny.

Top Wop · Post by **Top Wop** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:09 am

Respect your momma.

(and others)

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:52 am

yo momma so hairy she looks like a shrub with legs.

Tetrad · Post by **Tetrad** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:04 pm

TheCops wrote:the one benefit of having a deceased mother is the silence that follows the "momma" joke when you say:

"hey man, my mother is dead."

And then you can turn around and make yo mamma jokes at them and they have no recourse.

I do anyway.

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:40 pm

I have a good one, and I was going to post it, but I saw some people lost their mothers and I won't post it out of respect for the dead.