Rules of the Universe No. 17,816

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:20 am

Rules of the Universe No. 17,816:

\"Dishwashers will only break down two days before Christmas.\"

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:03 am

Give her some prozac she'll be on her feet in no time at all.

Spooky · Post by **Spooky** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:49 am

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:01 am

Flabby Chick wrote:Give her some prozac she'll be on her feet in no time at all.

Oooooooh!! No you didn't!!

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:41 am

FC wins. But I think I know one even better then Mobius's case; a few years ago the well pump burned out at around 7 PM on Christmas Eve here, we were without running water for 3 days.

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:39 pm

Rule No. 21,164:

\"Old Supercars will only fail to start when gorgeous blonde women are watching.\"

fliptw · Post by **fliptw** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:58 pm

Mobius wrote:Rule No. 21,164:

"Old Supercars will only fail to start when gorgeous blonde women are watching."

no, thats karma.

d3jake · Post by **d3jake** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:25 pm

Karma will fail to start? What?

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:37 pm

No, no. I think he meant, \"Old Supercars will only fail to start when karma is watching.\"

TIGERassault · Post by **TIGERassault** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:17 pm

\"The chance of toast landing butter-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet\"

And, although it was but a fortune cookie prediction:
\"You will stop at nothing to reach your goals, but only because your brakes are defective.\"

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:00 pm

Or maybe he meant that super karma will start when you are in your car.

Diedel · Post by **Diedel** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:36 pm

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:48 pm

My karma ran over my dogma!

pATCheS · Post by **pATCheS** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:41 pm

My Karma ran over an iPod... but then it died

Now I have a vibez.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:02 am

This thread needs forum macros.

d3jake · Post by **d3jake** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:45 am

Macros?

Isaac · Post by **Isaac** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:08 pm

It was really my fault the U.S bombed Japan and the Nazi holocaust all those years ago... When i died my spirit got accidentally got caught in a phone line and now I must post on this forum eternity.............................
..................... karma!

Rules of the Universe No. 17,816

Rules of the Universe No. 17,816

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