Rules of the Universe No. 17,816

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Rules of the Universe No. 17,816

Post by Mobius »

Rules of the Universe No. 17,816:

\"Dishwashers will only break down two days before Christmas.\"
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Give her some prozac she'll be on her feet in no time at all.
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Flabby Chick wrote:Give her some prozac she'll be on her feet in no time at all.
Oooooooh!! No you didn't!!
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Post by Krom »

FC wins. But I think I know one even better then Mobius's case; a few years ago the well pump burned out at around 7 PM on Christmas Eve here, we were without running water for 3 days.
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Post by Mobius »

Rule No. 21,164:

\"Old Supercars will only fail to start when gorgeous blonde women are watching.\"
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Post by fliptw »

Mobius wrote:Rule No. 21,164:

"Old Supercars will only fail to start when gorgeous blonde women are watching."
no, thats karma.
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Karma will fail to start? What?
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Post by Foil »

No, no. I think he meant, \"Old Supercars will only fail to start when karma is watching.\"

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Post by TIGERassault »

\"The chance of toast landing butter-side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet\"

And, although it was but a fortune cookie prediction:
\"You will stop at nothing to reach your goals, but only because your brakes are defective.\"
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Or maybe he meant that super karma will start when you are in your car.
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:lol:
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My karma ran over my dogma! ;)
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My Karma ran over an iPod... but then it died :( Now I have a vibez. :)
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Post by Krom »

This thread needs forum macros.
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Macros?
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Post by Isaac »

It was really my fault the U.S bombed Japan and the Nazi holocaust all those years ago... When i died my spirit got accidentally got caught in a phone line and now I must post on this forum eternity.............................
..................... karma!
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