Movie Quotes

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:53 pm

TechPro wrote:Here's one:
"Smart, but lazy."

Spiderman 2

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:30 pm

\"I guess the pool on the roof sprung a leak\"

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:02 pm

Lobber wrote:"I guess the pool on the roof sprung a leak"

Hackers?

"When will then be now?"
"Soon"

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:31 pm

Topher wrote:"When will then be now?"
"Soon"

Spaceballs!

Try this:

"I lived with a man who had two wives. Why can't a woman have two husbands?"

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:36 am

That's \"Spaceballs: The Movie\". Spaceballs: The Placemat would have been unacceptable

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:52 am

Topher wrote:
Lobber wrote:"I guess the pool on the roof sprung a leak"
Hackers?

Yes it is!

"He says the sun came out last night and sang to him."

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:08 am

Try this one.

\"Remember; no matter where you go, there you are.\"

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:09 am

TechPro wrote: Try this:

"I lived with a man who had two wives. Why can't a woman have two husbands?"

Paint your waggon?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:45 am

Richard Cranium wrote:Try this one.

"Remember; no matter where you go, there you are."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Kilarin · Post by **Kilarin** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:51 am

\"He says the sun came out last night and sang to him.\"

That was \"Close Encounters\" wasn't it?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:21 am

Yes, it was.

\"Now lets go down there and blow this guy!\"
\"Away! Blow this guy... AWAY!\"

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:21 pm

Foil wrote:
Lothar wrote:
Foil wrote:"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
My father-in-law's Christmas sermon was about that specific line. It was actually a very good sermon.

The Day the Earth Stood Still...
Bingo. Both lines were from that 50's sci-fi classic.

(P.S. Now you've got me curious... how does that line get used in a sermon?)

The line was the point of the sermon. They should be posting it at http://www.lhvm.org/sermons/index.htm sometime soon...

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:19 pm

Your religion uses quotes from 50's era Sci Fi's?

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:00 pm

Richard Cranium wrote:
TechPro wrote: Try this:

"I lived with a man who had two wives. Why can't a woman have two husbands?"
Paint your waggon?

Yup. One of the truly rare films where Clint Eastwood has a singing part.

OK, how about this:
"Let me tell you something, my dear. Those instructions were written by a fellow in Japan when they made this damn thing. They were probably translated by some gringo who was an expatriate American that couldn't get a job in this country. And then the Japanese guy probably translated him just to double check on him. You don't need these instructions. Not at all. Tear them up."

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:33 pm

TechPro wrote:Yup. One of the truly rare films where Clint Eastwood has a singing part.

"One of"? There's more than one?!?

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:51 pm

\"But the truth is: You are the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men.\"

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:09 pm

Foil wrote:
TechPro wrote:Yup. One of the truly rare films where Clint Eastwood has a singing part.
"One of"? There's more than one?!?

Yup, more than one. He sings in Honkytonk Man (1982) as well. Those are the only two I know of for sure.

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:56 pm

Lobber wrote:"Now lets go down there and blow this guy!"
"Away! Blow this guy... AWAY!"

Demolition Man?

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:05 pm

\"He's going to regret it for the rest of his life, if ever he lives that long\"

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:24 pm

TechPro wrote:OK, how about this:
"Let me tell you something, my dear. Those instructions were written by a fellow in Japan when they made this damn thing. They were probably translated by some gringo who was an expatriate American that couldn't get a job in this country. And then the Japanese guy probably translated him just to double check on him. You don't need these instructions. Not at all. Tear them up."

Space Cowboys

"know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed! And somebody oughta belt you in the mouth! But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't!"

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:40 pm

MD-2389 wrote:"know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed! And somebody oughta belt you in the mouth! But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't!"

John Wayne, though I can't remember the title of the film (I've seen it twice, with my Dad who loves westerns).

[Edit: Heh, just now remembering the scene... if I recall, he starts to turn away saying "But I won't, I won't.", then whips around, says "The hell I won't!", and then punches the guy out!

]

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:51 pm

Foil wrote:
MD-2389 wrote:"know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed! And somebody oughta belt you in the mouth! But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't!"
John Wayne, though I can't remember the title of the film (I've seen it twice, with my Dad who loves westerns).

[Edit: Heh, just now remembering the scene... if I recall, he starts to turn away saying "But I won't, I won't.", then whips around, says "The hell I won't!", and then punches the guy out! ]

Yup, and starts the funniest fight sequence in all of movie history.

Just to jog your memory, here's another quote from the same movie:

"Great party! Where's the whiskey?!"

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:22 am

Richard Cranium wrote:
Lobber wrote:"Now lets go down there and blow this guy!"
"Away! Blow this guy... AWAY!"
Demolition Man?

Yep!

"Do you know how to use that thing?"
"Of course, pointy end goes into the other man?"

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:06 am

MD-2389 wrote:
Foil wrote:
MD-2389 wrote:"know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed! And somebody oughta belt you in the mouth! But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't!"
John Wayne, though I can't remember the title of the film (I've seen it twice, with my Dad who loves westerns).

[Edit: Heh, just now remembering the scene... if I recall, he starts to turn away saying "But I won't, I won't.", then whips around, says "The hell I won't!", and then punches the guy out! ]
Yup, and starts the funniest fight sequence in all of movie history.

Just to jog your memory, here's another quote from the same movie:

"Great party! Where's the whiskey?!"

McClintock !!

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:03 pm

\"NOBODY steps on a church in my town!\"

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:43 pm

Top Gun wrote:"NOBODY steps on a church in my town!"

Ghostbusters

EDIT: Almost forgot to put in a quote...

"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:15 am

Groundhog Day

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:52 pm

\"A gift from one surgeon to another. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.\"

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:31 pm

Stop skipping mine!

\"But the truth is: You are the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men.\"

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:45 pm

Topher wrote:Stop skipping mine!

"But the truth is: You are the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men."

I'm not skipping, I just don't know that one (although it does seem vaguely familiar).

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:38 pm

TechPro wrote:"A gift from one surgeon to another. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

Star Trek 3, the line Scotty says to McCoy when the Enterprise outruns the faster but sabotaged Excelsior.

Here's a famous line:

"Did IQ's drop sharply while I was away?"

And while your at it, name your favorite quotes from that movie.

Mine is: "I am the ultimate badass. State of the bad ass art. You do not want to f*ck with me. Check it out. Hey Ripley, dont worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check it out. Independent targeting partical beam phallanxs. Ppphhhwwaaaa! Fry half a city block with this baby. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, rpgs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, knives... sharp sticks."

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:11 pm

Lobber wrote:Here's a famous line:

"Did IQ's drop sharply while I was away?"

And while your at it, name your favorite quotes from that movie.

Mine is: "I am the ultimate badass. State of the bad ass art. You do not want to f*ck with me. Check it out. Hey Ripley, dont worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check it out. Independent targeting partical beam phallanxs. Ppphhhwwaaaa! Fry half a city block with this baby. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, rpgs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, knives... sharp sticks."

The reference to Ripley gave it away: "Aliens".

--------------

Detective:"Save her! Save the girl!"
...and later...
Detective: "Sonny."
Sonny: "Yes, detective?"
Detective: "Calvin's fine, save me."

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:59 pm

iRobot

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:41 pm

Topher wrote:Stop skipping mine!

"But the truth is: You are the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men."

Pulp Fiction (finally figured that one out)

"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:39 pm

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:47 pm

Topher wrote:iRobot

Close! It was "I, Robot". "iRobot" is the Apple version.

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:31 am

TechPro wrote:"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai

"I'd pay real money if he'd shut up!"

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:08 am

Star Trek 6, McCoy when helping Spock do \"surgery\" on a photon torpedo to seek out the cloaked bird of prey who's commander kept taunting the Enterprise with Shakespearian quotes from the \"original Klingon.\"

And another:

(Two voices)
\"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!\"
\"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!\"
\"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!\"
\"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!\"
-pause-
\"Man, this is a deep hole!\"
\"Yea!\"
\"wanna play twenty questions?\"
\"sure, ... are you an animal, vegetable, or mineral?\"
\"mineral\"
\"are you a tank?\"
\"yea!\"

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:54 pm

\"The Persian army of a thousand nations descends upon you. Their arrows will blot out the sun.\"
\"Then we will fight in the shade.\"

Haha I had to. What an awesome movie.

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:22 am

Jon the Great wrote:"The Persian army of a thousand nations descends upon you. Their arrows will blot out the sun."
"Then we will fight in the shade."

Haha I had to. What an awesome movie.

300 !!!

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