Movie Quotes

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:25 am

Lobber wrote:Star Trek 6, McCoy when helping Spock do "surgery" on a photon torpedo to seek out the cloaked bird of prey who's commander kept taunting the Enterprise with Shakespearian quotes from the "original Klingon."

And another:

(Two voices)
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
-pause-
"Man, this is a deep hole!"
"Yea!"
"wanna play twenty questions?"
"sure, ... are you an animal, vegetable, or mineral?"
"mineral"
"are you a tank?"
"yea!"

I think you are going for: Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:52 am

Richard Cranium wrote:
Jon the Great wrote:"The Persian army of a thousand nations descends upon you. Their arrows will blot out the sun."
"Then we will fight in the shade."

Haha I had to. What an awesome movie.
300 !!!

So worth getting only 3 hours of sleep on a weekday.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:25 am

Yes it is B&T's Bogus Journey

\"Open the pod bay doors Hal\"
\"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that\"

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:24 am

Lobber wrote:"Open the pod bay doors Hal"
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

Easy. 2001 - A Space Odyssey

Still nothing on this one?
"He's going to regret it for the rest of his life, if ever he lives that long"

Ok, here's a couple more from the same film -
"Have the courtesy to wait until you're married, and he can hit you back"

"No patty-fingers, if you please"

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:07 pm

I know what you mean, there are several quotes of mine that have never been guessed.

I dont know that one either, but here's one for you:

\"hey guys... there's a red thingie, moving toward a green thingie....\"
\"what?\"
\"red thingie, moving toward the green thingie.... I think we're the green thingie.\"

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:36 pm

Lobber wrote:"hey guys... there's a red thingie, moving toward a green thingie...."
"what?"
"red thingie, moving toward the green thingie.... I think we're the green thingie."

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that that's from Galaxy Quest.

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:43 pm

It sure is.

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:34 pm

dissent wrote:Still nothing on this one?
"He's going to regret it for the rest of his life, if ever he lives that long"

Ok, here's a couple more from the same film -
"Have the courtesy to wait until you're married, and he can hit you back"

"No patty-fingers, if you please"

The Quiet Man (a good old John Wayne movie with Mareen O'Hara)

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:38 pm

That could only be Die Hard, the best Christmas movie ever made.

\"Toss me.\"

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:55 pm

Top Gun wrote:"Toss me."

Lord of The Rings?

Top Gun · Post by **Top Gun** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:08 pm

Yup. Two Towers, to be exact.

(Note to self: see more obscure movies)

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:14 am

\"What's a buttfor?\"
\"For pooping, silly.\"

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:43 am

Topher wrote:"What's a buttfor?"
"For pooping, silly."

Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire?

snoopy · Post by **snoopy** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:20 am

\"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.\"

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:50 am

DCrazy wrote:
Topher wrote:"What's a buttfor?"
"For pooping, silly."
Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire?

Close enough, it's "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut"

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:28 pm

snoopy wrote:"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer."

The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (Oh, wow! I hadn't remembered that movie in a lonnggg time.

)

Two persons are guarding a 'truck' in a military hanger. The second person is reading the manual for the 'truck'...
First Person: Come on. Let's take the truck.
Second Person: No.
First Person: Yes.
Second Person: No.
First Person: Yes.
Second Person: No.
First Person: Yes.
Second Person: No.
First Person: I'll drive.
Second Person: Okay.

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:33 pm

Stripes

\"Dead man walking! We have a dead man walking hee-ya!\"

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:44 pm

\"Well thief, I smell you. I feel your air and hear your breath. Come along, help yourself. There's plenty, and to spare.\"

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:41 pm

Lobber wrote:"Well thief, I smell you. I feel your air and hear your breath. Come along, help yourself. There's plenty, and to spare."

The Hobbit

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:53 pm

And now, for the worlds worst one liner of all time:

\"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? ... The same thing that happens to everything else.\"

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:16 pm

X-Men (the first one, I believe).

How about:
\"Hey, I recognize you.\"
\"Oh, did you go to Columbia High?\"
\"No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?\"
\"Yeah.\"
\"Are you really retarded?\"
\"No.\"
\"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!\"

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:06 am

\"who is in charge here?\"
\"the CLAAAAAaaaawwwwwwwww!\"
\"The Claw is our Master\"
\"The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay\"

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:32 am

Lobber wrote:"who is in charge here?"
"the CLAAAAAaaaawwwwwwwww!"
"The Claw is our Master"
"The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay"

Toy Story

"We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!"

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 10:18 am

TechPro wrote: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."

Die Hard movies, can't remember which one.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:56 pm

CDN_Merlin wrote:
TechPro wrote: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."
Die Hard movies, can't remember which one.

I'm pretty sure it's in them all.

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:46 pm

dissent wrote:
CDN_Merlin wrote:
TechPro wrote: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf-------."
Die Hard movies, can't remember which one.
I'm pretty sure it's in them all.

Yeah, it's in all 3 of the Die Hard movies.

No one got my last one?

"We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!"

Samuel Dravis · Post by **Samuel Dravis** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:28 pm

Incredibles. Good movie

Here's one:

Guy 1: \"Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?\"

Guy 2: \"I pay it gladly.\"

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:18 pm

Equilibrium

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:53 pm

No one yet on this one?

Foil wrote:"Hey, I recognize you."
"Oh, did you go to Columbia High?"
"No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?"
"Yeah."
"Are you really retarded?"
"No."
"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"

Hint: My wife and I have seen this three times; it's one of our favorite "quirky character" films. It's about two years old, and includes Natalie Portman as one of the main characters.

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:12 pm

Foil wrote:No one yet on this one?

Foil wrote:"Hey, I recognize you."
"Oh, did you go to Columbia High?"
"No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?"
"Yeah."
"Are you really retarded?"
"No."
"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"
Hint: My wife and I have seen this three times; it's one of our favorite "quirky character" films. It's about two years old, and includes Natalie Portman as one of the main characters.

Garden State.

Loved that movie. Didn't need the hint though I defintely would've got that if I'd seen your first post.

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:15 am

Bingo.

How about:

Pizza Delivery Guy: \"Dude, I got a ARM!\"

Thenior · Post by **Thenior** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:35 pm

\"He won the piston cup!\"

*cough*

\"He did what in his cup??\"

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:52 pm

Thenior wrote:"He won the piston cup!"

*cough*

"He did what in his cup??"

"Cars"

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:56 pm

\"Well, this time your movies get it right. We win. End of story!\"

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:41 pm

Foil wrote:Bingo.

How about:

Pizza Delivery Guy: "Dude, I got a ARM!"

Barnyard

"Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway."

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:10 am

TechPro wrote:"Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway."

Pirates of the Caribbean?

TechPro · Post by **TechPro** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:29 pm

Richard Cranium wrote:
TechPro wrote:"Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway."
Pirates of the Caribbean?

Yup!

Richard Cranium · Post by **Richard Cranium** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:56 am

MD-2389 wrote:"Well, this time your movies get it right. We win. End of story!"

I know I've heard this one somewhere...

thwart · Post by **thwart** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:34 pm

How about this one:

No, I don't think your crazy but practically everyone else in the solar system would.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:20 am

\"End of line.\"

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