A Blonde's Year in Review

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:57 pm

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..Helllloooo!! ...bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited ...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ...box said \"2-4 years!\"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool Aid ...wrong instructions ...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition ...learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft top was open.

September
The capital of California is \"C\" ...isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's ...they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 ... \"duh\" there's no \"eleven\" button on the stupid phone!!!

Immortal Lobster · Post by **Immortal Lobster** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:57 pm

Blond jokes never get old

JMEaT · Post by **JMEaT** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:21 pm

A hearty HEH from the J-Dawg!

Wheeze87 · Post by **Wheeze87** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:40 pm

That kept me sufficiently entertained, for a brief period

nice

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:47 pm

Amusing.

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:16 pm

\"The capital of California is \"C\" ...isn't it???\"

Haha lol. I almost lost me tea.

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:20 pm

*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:02 pm

now, now Kiran; could've been a blond guy, after all ...

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:52 am

*taps dissent's shoulder and clears his throat*

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:13 pm

Kiran wrote:*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*

"what.. can't take a joke?"

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:14 pm

Kiran wrote:*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*

All I have to say to you is watch out for those parked cars! They have a habit of jumping out from nowhere!

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:50 am

Aww you tryin' to drag the dbb into my misfortune?

Sometimes it cannot be helped when dealing with peeps that doubleparked. rawr.

dissent · Post by **dissent** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:23 pm

Foil wrote:*taps dissent's shoulder and clears his throat*

bah .... off to diversity class with you!!!

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:33 am

MD-2389 wrote:
Kiran wrote:*taps MD-2389's shoulder and clears her throat*
All I have to say to you is watch out for those parked cars! They have a habit of jumping out from nowhere!

a friend of mine broke his leg real bad, rode his bike into a parked car. They are dangerous, there should be laws. They are right up there with Moose

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:15 pm

Kiran wrote:Aww you tryin' to drag the dbb into my misfortune? Sometimes it cannot be helped when dealing with peeps that doubleparked. rawr.

[]V[]essenjah · Post by **[]V[]essenjah** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:53 pm

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