If you weren't human, what would you be?

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:05 pm

More acurrately, what would you most want to be, apart from human?

I'd definetely be a genet. (For those who don't know, a genet is a catlike creature in the carnivore family vivveridae). I love the vivverids, especially genets, and I sometimes wonder if I'm not part genet, because my mentality is so similar.

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:17 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom ?

well i do kinda like mudkips

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CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:26 pm

Predatory bird.
ie: Hawk, Eagle etc.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:31 pm

If I couldn't be human, then I would prefer to be a god.

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:24 pm

I'd probably be a cat. I've been told by a few people that I have a cat-like personality.

But I've also been compared to a mouse for my love of cheese. My fiance' have told me on several occasions that I'm a cross between a cat and a mouse

Bet51987 · Post by **Bet51987** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:46 pm

A Goddess. Then I would fix things.

Bee

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:57 pm

A moderator.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:45 pm

Is LA buyoff in play? If so, I'll be a pixie, thanks very much. If not, Gray Elf.

VonVulcan · Post by **VonVulcan** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:58 pm

A goeduck.

roid · Post by **roid** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:13 am

i once had this dream i was naked, invisible, and could fly. I lived some life of a pixy or something.

When i become visible i was engulfed in flames.
So, to become visible i would suddenly appear to people momentarily in midair - stark naked for a second or so, then i'd just be on fire like some Pheonix. It freaked everyone out, so I prefered to just stay invisible.

it was pretty cool. I dunno what you'd call that though: Some kinda fire spirit?

(btw, this was long before the fantastic 4 movies)

Flabby Chick · Post by **Flabby Chick** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:25 am

Jessica Biel

Behemoth · Post by **Behemoth** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:35 pm

Dark matter, You'd never be able to prove i existed

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:42 pm

Bet51987 wrote:A Goddess. Then I would fix things.

Bee

ahh, but would you believe in yourself?

MD-2389 · Post by **MD-2389** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:09 pm

Wolf.

Alter-Fox · Post by **Alter-Fox** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:27 am

Kiran wrote:I'd probably be a cat. I've been told by a few people that I have a cat-like personality.

:

Ah, but can you purr? I can.

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:48 am

I make quite a few distinct sounds

Testiculese · Post by **Testiculese** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:49 pm

I can purr too...does me no good except the cats think it's great.

Figures if I were to be an animal, it would be a cat. Top specimen of animal ever. Except that whole clean-yourself-with-your-tongue thing...

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:55 pm

Yea... the whole self cleaning thing would be the only reason why I should not be a cat... other than that, i'm all for it.

to be specific, I'd probably be a silver marble bengal cat. I think that kind of cat is the prettiest and is known to be a very good family pet. We'll see when I get one... someday...

grizz · Post by **grizz** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:12 pm

Immortal Lobster · Post by **Immortal Lobster** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:53 pm

After some thought and deliberation, Ive decided to be of the feline species

Tiger if humans don't exist
House Cat if Humans do =P

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:59 pm

O.o

Um... I don't know. There are no rules or probabilities that could tell me what I would be. Could be anything!

Jeff250 · Post by **Jeff250** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:03 pm

If the domain is just things that exist or have existed, then if I can't be human, I'd probably go for proto-human. I imagine I'd still be brighter than most people today.

DigiJo · Post by **DigiJo** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:52 pm

a fly. would trichord the whole day through the living room, doing fancy stunts. then die in peace to get back into real life. hehe

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:08 pm

House cat. Sleeping 20 hours a day is just too tempting to pass up.

TIGERassault · Post by **TIGERassault** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:50 am

I'd like to be...

a video game! Yeah!

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:01 am

As long as we are fantasizing here, I'd like to be a Togoran. If you can figure it out, you're well read in the sci-fi world.

Sirius · Post by **Sirius** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:25 pm

TIGERassault wrote:I'd like to be...

a video game! Yeah!

Becoming obsolete in a few years and getting thrown out. Yeah, sounds like fun.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:51 pm

tunnelcat wrote:As long as we are fantasizing here, I'd like to be a Togoran. If you can figure it out, you're well read in the sci-fi world.

As in the Togoran species from Star Wars?

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:03 pm

Housecat, definitely.

Kida · Post by **Kida** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:06 pm

No question...
Dragon,
Ill leave it to the imagination to decide what kind. But im a fan of the Western European dragons, the four legged, two winged, fire breathing type.

Pandora · Post by **Pandora** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:09 am

Testiculese wrote:Figures if I were to be an animal, it would be a cat. Top specimen of animal ever.

ditto!

TIGERassault · Post by **TIGERassault** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:37 am

Kida wrote:No question...
Dragon,
Ill leave it to the imagination to decide what kind. But im a fan of the Western European dragons, the four legged, two winged, fire breathing type.

That sounds nice, in theory. But really, dragons are pretty rare, so you'll be damn lucky if you managed to get laid at all!

Tunnelcat · Post by **Tunnelcat** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:29 am

Tyranny wrote:
As in the Togoran species from Star Wars?

Yes, you are well read. For those who don't know what a Togoran is, it's a feline/humanoid creature that stands upright on two legs. Sexy and cool.

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:55 pm

TIGERassault wrote:dragons are pretty rare, so you'll be damn lucky if you managed to get laid at all!

Where do you think half-dragons come from?

Reminds me of a D&D joke.

Human: hey elf, you look like a woman!
Elf: you humans think everything looks like a woman.
Human: what do you mean?
Elf: half-orcs. Half-giants. Half-fiends. Half-dragons.
Human: ...
Elf: Centaurs.
Human:

Elf: Half-ogres.

(and so on.)

Foil · Post by **Foil** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:15 pm

Pandora wrote:
Testiculese wrote:Figures if I were to be an animal, it would be a cat. Top specimen of animal ever.
ditto!

x3

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:30 pm

I see the cat-girl sickness in Japan has been slowly spreading...

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:24 pm

No, it's just a general desire to sleep, eat, and curl up on the couch. So... no different than my normal life, except I could see in the dark. That would be cool.

Kiran · Post by **Kiran** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:02 pm

Heh, that's my desire too after a few months into the semster: curl up on the couch or in bed and sleep

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:46 am

tunnelcat wrote:As long as we are fantasizing here, I'd like to be a Togoran. If you can figure it out, you're well read in the sci-fi world.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Togoran
hahah nice. It's so OUT THERE that this very thread is now the TOP GOOGLE ENTRY Togorans, just coz you mentioned it.

TIGERassault wrote:
Kida wrote:No question...
Dragon,
Ill leave it to the imagination to decide what kind. But im a fan of the Western European dragons, the four legged, two winged, fire breathing type.
That sounds nice, in theory. But really, dragons are pretty rare, so you'll be damn lucky if you managed to get laid at all!

OMG HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
DRAGAONS ARE SO AWESOME IT WILL LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE BREATHE ON A ROCK AND BURN OUT THE MIDDLE. BUUUUURN IT OUT MAN! AND THEN IT WILL HUMP THAT ROCK ALL DAY IF IT COULD, BUT IT CAN'T, BECAUSE THE AWEOMSENESS OF THE DRAGON WILL SHATTER THAT ROCK. IN FACT THAT DRAGON WILL BE SO AWEOME THAT ROCK WILL SHATTER BEFROE THE DRAGON EVEN COMES CLOSE, IT WILL SHATTER LIKE 1 MILE AWAY FROM TEH DRAGON YEAH! COZ AWESOMENESS

BUT THAT MEANS THAT WHOLE DRAGON ★■◆●ing A ROCK DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO TALK ABOUT COZ HOW CAN IT HAPPEN IF ALL ROCKS SHATTER WITHIN 1 MILE OF DRAGON? IT'S SIOME KINDOF PARADOX TO EVEN TALK ABOUT A DRAGON HUMPING A ROCK, BUT DRAGONS MAKE IT HAPPEN COZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME, SCREW YOUR HUMAN NOTIONS OF LOGIC. DRAGONS HAVE DRAGOLOGIC AND IT WILL EXPLIODE YOUR BRAIN LIKE A DRAGON EXPLODES A ROCK!BOOM

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:06 am

go get some air Roid.

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