Subserviant Chicken

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:12 pm

http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

no idea is too twisted.

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:20 pm

broken link for me...

Instig8 · Post by **Instig8** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:28 pm

That is way old.

Someobdy posted it on one of my mailing lists a few days ago.

edit: they are probably getting hammered at the moment.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:45 pm

The designers or the webservers?

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:10 pm

thirty views and counting.. ok what's the sickest idea you had the chicken do?

Instig8 · Post by **Instig8** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:35 pm

suggestion: Choke the chicken

DC: both

roid · Post by **roid** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:16 pm

wtf, is this live or something?

he won't WRITE damnit! i command you to write!!!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:08 pm

it's all live. you write what you want to do in the textbox.

I told it to bang it's head against the couch just as a test. and it went and did it.

HaAGen DaZS · Post by **HaAGen DaZS** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:40 am

hehehe i made him do the splits and stab himself in the eye.

mwuahahahahahaa

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:36 am

he made an attempt at my request for james brown dance routine. not too bad.

Deadmeat · Post by **Deadmeat** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:41 am

told it to lay an egg. went through the motions, but no egg.

Tricord · Post by **Tricord** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:05 am

It's not live, I think it prerecorded a lot of things and shows you whatever matches your request most.

I asked to turn off the light, didn't do it. Touch the ceiling, didn't do it.

Max_T · Post by **Max_T** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:21 am

it seems live, but whenether it lags out, it goes to a prerecorder routine, where he wipes his sweat off.

but yeah, it's probably recorded, nobody would od taht 24/7, lol

Fusion pimp · Post by **Fusion pimp** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:48 am

haha! I told it to get high and it stood on the couch!

Liquid Fire · Post by **Liquid Fire** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:22 am

I told him to rub his stomach and pat his head. He's not very coordinated.

Edit: It just occured to me. What's the point of this site?

whuppinboy · Post by **whuppinboy** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 12:32 pm

it's almost spooky scary really, for some reason it reminds of snuff films

roid · Post by **roid** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:48 pm

Liquid Fire wrote:Edit: It just occured to me. What's the point of this site?

haha, welcome to the internet

Jon the Great · Post by **Jon the Great** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:38 am

That's so ****ing twisted.

I can't believe they're trying to sell food with that. Everytime I see that ad I lose my appetite.

If this is the best B.K can come up with, they're doomed.

Birdseye · Post by **Birdseye** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:09 am

When I told him to get high, he wagged a finger at me

Topher · Post by **Topher** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:53 am

hehe, try "Burger King"

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:14 pm

Birdseye wrote:When I told him to get high, he wagged a finger at me

it did that for me when i typed "act like a lesbian."

Gammaray · Post by **Gammaray** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:38 pm

tell it to fly, looks like it humps the couch!

Dedman · Post by **Dedman** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:05 pm

Tell him to eat a McDonalds hamburger. That was funny.

Robo · Post by **Robo** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:15 am

He can moonwalk and do handstands

Try "lay egg" //Edit - *spots Deadmeats post*

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:56 am

"make love to the camera"