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I would probably want to die too...

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...if some crazy b set my nads on fire...

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This is proof positive women think differently than men.
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WOW!
It's never good to wake up in the shrubs naked, you either got way too drunk, or your azz is a werewolf.

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I need flame retardant underwear.
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Holy crap! Just another reason I can add to why I'm still single :lol:
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OMG! A vindictive Bobbit thinking, cast iron, cold blooded b**tch! As a women, I find her actions repulsive! However, it shows you how the little head (genitals for both sexes) can subvert the sanity of the big head (brain) in many humans. How many men have murdered adulterous wives? It happens quite a lot, I'm afraid. Maybe women are just too wussy to resort to murder as often as men. Guys, you know full well how the little head can control your everyday life. Same thing for many females too, apparently. :twisted:
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remember male/female roles are reversed down-under

I seem to have a better workout dodging your stupidity than attempting to grasp the weight of your intelligence.
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BUBBALOU wrote:remember male/female roles are reversed down-under
Wrong sorry Bubba.

...that's just plain ****** up! No other words to describe it.
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crazy lady wrote:"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."
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It's hilarious because it's not me. :D
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crazy lady wrote:"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."
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It's hilarious because it's not me. :D
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Why is it that the majority of severe over-emotional marital problems are all Middle Eastern? Egypt, India, Pakistan, etc.. of all the Indians I know, only one has a cool head about her, the others are so fast to fly off the handle at the slightest thing it's ridiculous. I don't get it...it seems like they have the emotional grasp of a 4yo. (These aren't dumb people either, I'm talking about experienced programmers at my salary)
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At least you're not married to this guy. Talk about sour grapes.

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Canuck wrote:This is proof positive women think differently than men.
I've seen oh so many cases of guys lighting their own genitals on fire. Can't see how this is different...
tunnelcat wrote:At least you're not married to this guy. Talk about sour grapes.
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/200 ... to_es.html
Sounds downright scumful. But I know what he's thinking: his wife, after being saved by him, later cheats on him minus warning, and prevents him from seeing his three children. Something like that is completely horrid to him; inhuman, even.
Which means that she's now considered a prime target for screwing over for his personal gain. People generally have far less sympathy for creatures that aren't human than are.

Short version: the title is misleading, he just wants the money. He's not that big a jerk.
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TIGERassault wrote:I've seen oh so many cases of guys lighting their own genitals on fire. Can't see how this is different...
Really ? Where ? I haven't seen a single case in 42 years..
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Grendel wrote:
TIGERassault wrote:I've seen oh so many cases of guys lighting their own genitals on fire. Can't see how this is different...
Really ? Where ? I haven't seen a single case in 42 years..
Last one I knew of was 2007.
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