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by Nightshade » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:13 am
Waxulon-6, Lord High Admiral of the Kremulakian Earth Invaders
Attention Hu-Mans:
Mark your time! Behold the current heat readings of your atmosphere, which have now reached less than negative 40 in your Earth-degrees. Phase I of the Kremulakian conquest of your filthy pitiful orb is complete!
Foolish Hu-Mans, did you not suspect? It is now far too late for resistance. The planetary reign of the invincible Ice Beings of Kremulak can not be stopped, and thus I can now reveal all. And taunt your Earth-foolishness with delicious impunity! Ha ha ha!
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/20 ... umans.html
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by woodchip » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:15 am
With his ears he should be named Dumbo.
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by SilverFJ » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:31 pm
That's the most ugly person in history.
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by Tunnelcat » Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:12 pm
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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by Spidey » Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:37 pm
See, tc conservatives can be funny…..
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by dissent » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:42 pm
hilarious piece.
though I'm pretty sure that the correlation between physical attractiveness and idiocy is pretty close to zero.
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by SilverFJ » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:51 pm
dissent wrote: hilarious piece.
though I'm pretty sure that the correlation between physical attractiveness and idiocy is pretty close to zero.
You've obviously never heard of Paris Hilton. (Let alone any of the other "beautiful people"...)
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by Neo » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:47 pm
Well, I believe I speak for every created thing and I think the Creator will agree with me when I say:
o_O
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by Tunnelcat » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:45 pm
Spidey wrote: See, tc conservatives can be funny…..
When someone's
THAT BUTT UGLY , it doesn't take any humor talent to make it funny.
How about this guy. He looks like
'SKELETOR' to me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Chertoff
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by Spidey » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:09 pm
I was referring to the story.
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by Dakatsu » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:11 pm
SilverFJ wrote: That's the most ugly person in history.
I always think of a rat when I see that guy
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by Tunnelcat » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:39 pm
Spidey wrote: I was referring to the story.
Shoulda said so in the first place.
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by Neo » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:00 pm
Fred Bloggs says that the human is making a pun about global warming. Perhaps Mr. Bloggs is onto something. ^_~
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by Sedwick » Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:42 pm
SilverFJ wrote: That's the most ugly person in history.
Politics: the rock star lifestyle for ugly people!
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by Pandora » Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:18 am
Sedwick wrote: Politics: the rock star lifestyle for ugly people!
ROFL. awesome
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by Duper » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:00 pm
Neo wrote: Well, I believe I speak for every created thing and I think the Creator will agree with me when I say:
o_O
that certainly was my response when I saw his picture on the news a couple weeks back.
I was like: .. did I see what I THINK I saw???...o_0