Job position open

For discussion of life's issues: current events, social trends and personal opinions.

Moderators: Tunnelcat, Jeff250

Post Reply
User avatar
woodchip
DBB Benefactor
DBB Benefactor
Posts: 17865
Joined: Tue Jul 06, 1999 2:01 am

Job position open

Post by woodchip »

Hamas is interviewing for another leader:

"An Israeli missile strike killed Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi as he rode in his car Saturday evening,"

Job applicants need only know how to say, "Kill Israelies" in arabic. I.Q's need not be over 79.
Bennies are 70 virgins.
Age not a factor as the selected candidate will only be on job a limited amount of time. EEOE
User avatar
TheCops
DBB Fleet Admiral
DBB Fleet Admiral
Posts: 2475
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2002 2:01 am
Location: minneapolis, mn
Contact:

Post by TheCops »

i read this morning they have selected a new leader but are not disclosing his identity. but isreal prolly already knows.
User avatar
Kyouryuu
DBB Alumni
DBB Alumni
Posts: 5775
Joined: Fri Apr 30, 1999 2:01 am
Location: Isla Nublar
Contact:

Post by Kyouryuu »

Israel knows and has announced it on their airwaves already.

One wonders if what happens with Hamas would become similar to what happens to Al Queda if we nab Bin Laden. The Middle East has no shortage of zealous sheep with a penchant for ignorant hated.
User avatar
Will Robinson
DBB Grand Master
DBB Grand Master
Posts: 10132
Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2000 3:01 am

Post by Will Robinson »

/me thinks the Palestinians will not accept peace until outsiders stop using them as pawns in their jihad against Israel.
If left to their own devices I think Palestine would have become a state already.

If it goes well the 'war on terror' could end up also being the Palestinians war of independance. Think of the war on terror as a tactical manuever, cutting off the supply lines and command structure.

Finish the job in Iraq, topple the fanatics in Iran by force or by aiding an internal force, bulldoze Syria (a task so overdue we should be embarrased) and you will have set the Palestinians free.

Yea, yea, I know and I was the last on my block to accept the fact that the easter bunny wasn't real....
User avatar
Krom
DBB Database Master
DBB Database Master
Posts: 16137
Joined: Sun Nov 29, 1998 3:01 am
Location: Camping the energy center. BTW, did you know you can have up to 100 characters in this location box?
Contact:

Post by Krom »

Hahahaha Will!
Post Reply