America

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:41 am

funny rant

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:34 am

Hahahaha. Good one

VonVulcan · Post by **VonVulcan** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:38 am

Sounds like a Canadian.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:33 pm

Too wrong to be very funny. The stuff about safety labels was hilarious, though!

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:55 pm

Sergeant Thorne wrote:Too wrong to be very funny. The stuff about safety labels was hilarious, though!

what's he wrong about?

Octopus · Post by **Octopus** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:59 pm

Ferno wrote:what's he wrong about?

I can feel the thread closing around me...

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:12 pm

What was that I heard about Ferno not being a lefty.

Dakatsu · Post by **Dakatsu** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:54 pm

Nice find Ferno

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:58 pm

It's the kind of rant that any liberal who doesn't like America can get behind, but it's not overly concerned with accuracy. It's just true enough to be palatable if you don't think about it too hard (where liberals live).

One of the most glaring untruths is that Christianity originated with the towel-heads.

I wouldn't deny that there are ignorant people in America, even a lot of ignorant people, but you know the extreme political right does not have a corner on the market, and neither does America as a country.

The only difference between this guy and the ignorant people he's supposedly calling out is that he has more people fooled (they get together and fool themselves in places called universities).

Octopus · Post by **Octopus** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:06 pm

Yeah those tricky universities.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:46 pm

Sergeant Thorne wrote:It's the kind of rant that any liberal who doesn't like America can get behind, but it's not overly concerned with accuracy. It's just true enough to be palatable if you don't think about it too hard (where liberals live).

One of the most glaring untruths is that Christianity originated with the towel-heads.

I wouldn't deny that there are ignorant people in America, even a lot of ignorant people, but you know the extreme political right does not have a corner on the market, and neither does America as a country.

The only difference between this guy and the ignorant people he's supposedly calling out is that he has more people fooled (they get together and fool themselves in places called universities).

LOL. God forbid someone might actually tell the truth.

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:46 pm

I hate to say it…but that guy is not referring to “the extreme right”, that happens to be the way the left feels about “all“ of us.

Which part of “the other half of America” didn’t you understand?

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:52 pm

Spidey wrote:I hate to say it but that guy is not referring to “the extreme right”, that happens to be the way the left feels about “all“ of us.

Which part of “the other half of America” didn’t you understand?

and so you think that just because people like me don't agree with everything you say, we're automatically on the 'left' side? Seems like you guys are exactly like the ones he's talking about.

BTW.. Maybe you didn't see what forum you clicked on, but EnC is thataway.

disclaimer: the preceding is known as poking fun for those of you WHO TAKE THE INTERNET TOO SERIOUSLY!

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:02 pm

OIC, you post your filthy little hate-mongering video, under the guise of being humor, and expect not to get called on it. Maybe you should have noticed the 1200 comments on that video, before you tried “that” excuse.

Dakatsu · Post by **Dakatsu** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:24 pm

I thought it was funny; granted it has errors, but it entertained me. I wouldn't link to it for a source in an essay.

One of the most glaring untruths is that Christianity originated with the towel-heads.

Christianity originated from Judaism, which originated in the middle east, hence \"towel-heads\". Correct me if I'm wrong...

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:35 pm

Yes, you are wrong…“towel head” refers to Arabs, not Jews.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:05 am

Spidey wrote:OIC, you post your filthy little hate-mongering video, under the guise of being humor, and expect not to get called on it. Maybe you should have noticed the 1200 comments on that video, before you tried “that” excuse.

can't stand anything contrary to your narrow minded view so you'll call it hate mongering. how can you be so f-ing stupid? who gives a ★■◆● about the comments? they're just armchair keyboard warriors like you, who just won't get up off their fat asses to do anything.

reality check pal. your opinion means absolutely nothing so quit actin like your crap doesn't stink. It's stinkin up the joint so bad the paint is peeling.

Canuck · Post by **Canuck** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:13 am

I thought the video was funny.
And as for Bible stories I think you guys ripped off the Egyptians... check out Horus;
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm

Sound familiar? There are more of these through the Centuries.

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:35 am

Now there’s the butt wad I remember so well. You have been acting so uppity lately, I almost forgot just how much of a lower class lame jerk you really are.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:37 am

Spidey wrote:Now there’s the butt wad I remember so well. You have been acting so uppity lately, I almost forgot just how much of a lower class lame jerk you really are.

cmon is that the best you can do? that's about as deep as a puddle from this morning's rain.

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:39 am

Lol, you are not going to drag me down to your level.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:41 am

Dakatsu wrote:Christianity originated from Judaism, which originated in the middle east, hence "towel-heads". Correct me if I'm wrong...

The Jews (Judaism) are in Israel. We've never been at war with them. They're our allies (and hopefully it'll stay that way)--they're our friends. You know how everyone is afraid that certain Arab nations will develop nuclear weapons? Israel has nuclear weapons! This guy was talking like they are all the same thing over there, and saying we've been at war with them. They aren't, and we haven't!

Christianity extends from Judaism, but Islam is faithful to neither. Islam is a separate religion, and the Allah of the Koran bears little resemblance to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob presented in the Bible.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:54 am

Spidey wrote:Lol, you are not going to drag me down to your level.

and there's the pretentious twit we all love.

by the way.. do you know what jesus' favourite breakfast is?

This guy was talking like they are all the same thing over there, and saying we've been at war with them. They aren't, and we haven't!

Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years?

Canuck · Post by **Canuck** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:01 am

Jesus enjoyed Bong-Hits first thing in the morning...

*Now we belong to Al-Qaeda Ferno

allah durka durka muhammad jihad ...

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:17 am

oh you mean that organization that gets it's name from the chair you drop your pants to and sit on for a half hour while reading the morning paper?

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:16 am

Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years?

Not Israel.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:42 am

Spidey wrote:What was that I heard about Ferno not being a lefty.

WOW seems to me I heard the same thing

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:14 pm

Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years?
Not Israel.

No kidding.

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:22 pm

Ferno wrote:
Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years?
Not Israel.
Oobviously.

I think I lost you.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:21 pm

Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:
Sergeant Thorne wrote:
Ferno wrote:Then who have you been dropping bombs on for the past 8 years?
Not Israel.
Oobviously.
I think I lost you.

you couldn't even spell 'obviously' right.

Dakatsu · Post by **Dakatsu** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:46 pm

Spidey wrote:Yes, you are wrong…“towel head” refers to Arabs, not Jews.

I thought the jews were arabs? As in they originated in the middle east. Arab isn't synonymous with Muslim.

...But I am probably wrong about the jew part...

Sergeant Thorne · Post by **Sergeant Thorne** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:33 pm

You go back far enough and the Jews and Arabs do come from the same people (EDIT: I believe their lineage is traced to Abraham's two sons, respectively, Isaac and Ishmael), unless I'm very mistaken. But that doesn't matter, because aside from a shared lineage there is and has been a huge difference between the two, and Christianity came from the Jews/Judaism, not the Arabs/Muslims. Historically I don't think Arabs = Muslims, but I believe Islam is the predominant religion in the Arab world today.

Edited to clear up a confusing parenthetical statement.

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:11 pm

Jews & Arabs…

Race/Ethnicity=Semites (both)
Religion=Jewish (Jews) & Islam (Arabs) (for the most part)
Jewish Countries=1 (Israel)
Arab Countries aprox=25 (Saudi Arabia, etc)

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:09 pm

Spidey · Post by **Spidey** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:21 pm

Although Patty is a moron, there is some truth to at least 3 of those quotes.

One of the 3 is completely true.

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:57 pm

That the feminist agenda encourages women to become lesbians?

VonVulcan · Post by **VonVulcan** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:43 pm

Spidey wrote:Although Patty is a moron, there is some truth to at least 3 of those quotes.

One of the 3 is completely true.

You are quite correct there Spidey.

Ferno · Post by **Ferno** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:43 pm

yea? which ones?

http://www.wimp.com/yourlife/

Gooberman · Post by **Gooberman** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:47 pm

Well one is quasi-fact and another is fact:

The first part of the constitution one is fact.

And the fact that we have the ability to take out Chavez, and Pat thinks we should, are both true.

Unsure of the 3rd though.

CUDA · Post by **CUDA** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:29 am

the one about Hitler is fact also.

EDIT: well the going together part might not be. but who knows

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