Newest Apple laptop

[Canuck]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary

Haha! @ \"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple\"

[Duper]

..wait.. did she just say \"dicking around\"??

er.. is this thing for real?

[EngDrewman]

LMFAO!!!

I get so fed up with stupid Apple AND their users who think that Mac is a way of life.

[Dakatsu]

..wait.. did she just say "dicking around"??

er.. is this thing for real?

The Onion

[Duper]

?

Never seen that site before. I gather it's mostly sarcasm.

[Lothar]

Never seen that site before. I gather it's mostly sarcasm.

"OMG NOOB" posts coming in 3... 2... 1...

(The Onion has been a popular satire newspaper/website for at least 15 years. I remember reading the paper version back in college.)

[Duper]

[Sirius]

If you look up their video on a recent Sony release, Duper, I think it will become even more self-evident.

(Might not want to do so at work, though.)

[EngDrewman]

If you look up their video on a recent Sony release, Duper, I think it will become even more self-evident.

(Might not want to do so at work, though.)

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of $hit that Doesn't Fuc|{ ing Work

~System Specifications~
- Makes the most irritating beeping sound you've ever heard in your god dam life
- Fuc|{ s up everything else you hook up to it
- 'Scans for recievers', whatever the fuc|{ that means
- Flashes random fuc|{ ing words and numbers on the display screen

[Sirius]

That's the one!

[Warlock]

wtf really WTF

im sorry but apple is fuckin retards. i could type hella faster then trying to use a fricken wheel

[Krom]

I don't know whats more amusing. The Onion, or people taking The Onion seriously.

[Warlock]

yeah i watch it with sound the 2nd time i feel retarded

[Duper]

If you look up their video on a recent Sony release, Duper, I think it will become even more self-evident.

(Might not want to do so at work, though.)

Like I said, I've Never even HEARD of this site before. I kinda figured it was satire when the gal said something about "dicking around". But really, I wouldn't put it past Apple to do something that stupid. Over engineering a product is totally possible when you think you're the absolute best.

I've seen THAT more than once over the years. I see that as the "new" way of texting on the iPhone though.

[Topher]

I prefer the \"time vampire\" (audio NSFW):
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... d_piece_of

[JMEaT]

I saw this awhile back. Very funny.

The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.

[DCrazy]

The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.

What, no more Sheetz?

I'd just assign a random keyboard shortcut to run "rm -rf ~/" on every machine you bring in. Make it different for each user.

[JMEaT]

The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.

What, no more Sheetz?

I'd just assign a random keyboard shortcut to run "rm -rf ~/" on every machine you bring in. Make it different for each user.

I already have my script written:

sudo rm -rf /



And yes 11 years with Sheetz and it is no more, I work in IT with a local university now.

[snoopy]

The university I work for is converting a chunk of its faculty and all incoming freshmen to MacBooks. I was the sole lucky IT tech that was chosen to get Apple Care certified.

What, no more Sheetz?

I'd just assign a random keyboard shortcut to run "rm -rf ~/" on every machine you bring in. Make it different for each user.

I already have my script written:

sudo rm -rf /



And yes 11 years with Sheetz and it is no more, I work in IT with a local university now.

Problem is, J, yours is dummyproof (root password required), while the first isn't.