Happy Birthday, Canada!
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Happy Birthday, Canada!
I just wanted to show my Canadian patriotism, since today is Canada Day. Happy Birthday Canada!
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Seconded. May only be here temporarily but hey...Alter-Fox wrote:I just wanted to show my Canadian patriotism, since today is Canada Day. Happy Birthday Canada!
An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. \"That was my pager he said. \"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.\"
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained \"That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.\"
The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said \"Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax.\"
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained \"That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.\"
The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said \"Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax.\"
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Haha...ha?Gooberman wrote:An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."
The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said "Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax."
Was there a... joke... somewhere in this? I don't see it...
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Exactly like it. Ottawa has the countries biggest fireworks. We also have about 100,000 people packing the downtown core.Foil wrote:Happy Birthday, Canada!
(I know I'm late. Sorry.)
So what is the typical Canada Day like? Anything like our Independence Day, with barbeque parties and fireworks?
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Can't you just roll with the punches and relax?CDN_Merlin wrote:Trying to have apost about a countries birthday and you have to put jokes in it. Can't you just be civil and say "Happy Birthday"????
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You guys must have totally different Birthday cards up there then we do down here...CDN_Merlin wrote:Trying to have apost about a countries birthday and you have to put jokes in it. Can't you just be civil and say "Happy Birthday"????
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Do you have any friends?CDN_Merlin wrote:Trying to have apost about a countries birthday and you have to put jokes in it. Can't you just be civil and say "Happy Birthday"????
hey cuda: it goes 'C eh N eh D eh'. aye is scottish for 'yes'.
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UHM Ferno I think ya been smokin too much crak, that was BUBBALOU that posted thatFerno wrote: hey cuda: it goes 'C eh N eh D eh'. aye is scottish for 'yes'.
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