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I just wanted to show my Canadian patriotism, since today is Canada Day. Happy Birthday Canada!
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Canada: America's hat.
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Alter-Fox wrote:I just wanted to show my Canadian patriotism, since today is Canada Day. Happy Birthday Canada!
Seconded. May only be here temporarily but hey...
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I got a \"C\" aye.. I got a \"N\" aye, I got a \"D\" aye...

I seem to have a better workout dodging your stupidity than attempting to grasp the weight of your intelligence.
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An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. \"That was my pager he said. \"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.\"

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained \"That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.\"

The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said \"Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax.\"
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Gooberman wrote:An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said "Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax."
Haha...ha?

Was there a... joke... somewhere in this? I don't see it... :?
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You’re kidding…right?
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I thought it was funny. :lol:
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Trying to have apost about a countries birthday and you have to put jokes in it. Can't you just be civil and say \"Happy Birthday\"???? :roll:
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Wow I had no idea that the world was created on July 01 :o
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Happy Birthday, Canada! :D

(I know I'm late. Sorry.)

So what is the typical Canada Day like? Anything like our Independence Day, with barbeque parties and fireworks?
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Foil wrote:Happy Birthday, Canada! :D

(I know I'm late. Sorry.)

So what is the typical Canada Day like? Anything like our Independence Day, with barbeque parties and fireworks?
Exactly like it. Ottawa has the countries biggest fireworks. We also have about 100,000 people packing the downtown core.
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Happy Birthday! Hey Canadia, how old are you anyway?
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CDN_Merlin wrote:Trying to have apost about a countries birthday and you have to put jokes in it. Can't you just be civil and say "Happy Birthday"???? :roll:
Can't you just roll with the punches and relax?
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CDN_Merlin wrote:Trying to have apost about a countries birthday and you have to put jokes in it. Can't you just be civil and say "Happy Birthday"???? :roll:
You guys must have totally different Birthday cards up there then we do down here...
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CDN_Merlin wrote:Trying to have apost about a countries birthday and you have to put jokes in it. Can't you just be civil and say "Happy Birthday"???? :roll:
Do you have any friends?


hey cuda: it goes 'C eh N eh D eh'. aye is scottish for 'yes'. :)
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Ferno wrote: hey cuda: it goes 'C eh N eh D eh'. aye is scottish for 'yes'. :)
UHM Ferno I think ya been smokin too much crak, that was BUBBALOU that posted that :P
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Same thing!
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After carefully comparing your posts, I have to agree that it is, basically, the same thing.

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Happy Birthday to you…
You belong in the zoo…
With the monkeys and the donkeys…
And you smell like one too…

When Ferno brought up friends, this came to mind.
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CUDA wrote:
Ferno wrote: hey cuda: it goes 'C eh N eh D eh'. aye is scottish for 'yes'. :)
UHM Ferno I think ya been smokin too much crak, that was BUBBALOU that posted that :P
lay off, i've had a stressful week :P
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