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Asteroids Movie?!?!?!?!??!

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http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2009 ... eaters.ars

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Universal to bring Asteroids to theaters

Asteroids, the arcade game from the 1970s, is officially in development as a movie. Yup, you read that right.
By Michael Thompson | Last updated July 2, 2009 10:50 AM CT

Once again, news has arrived from the land of Hollywood that another major video game franchise is being adapted for the silver screen. Last week, it was announced that Uncharted would get a celluloid makeover; this week, it's a much older franchise that's being adapted. It turns out that Asteroids, the Atari game from 1979 (thus making it older than many in the current generation of gamers) will be coming to theaters sometime in the future.

Astonishingly, not only is Asteroids being made into a movie, but there was an actual bidding war between four major studios for the rights. Universal Studios has emerged the winner.

As a result, Matthew Lopez is set to write the script and it will be produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura. Lopez has written the screenplays for the recent Disney films Escape to Witch Mountain and Bedtime Stories, as well as for the upcoming The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Meanwhile, di Bonaventura's latest ventures include Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and the soon-to-be-released G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.

While there are some big Hollywood players involved with this project, the inherent problem with making a movie out of Asteroids is that it doesn't have a plot, or characters, just a triangular spaceship blowing up some oddly-shaped polygons.

On the other hand, one could look at this with the perspective that it's pretty much impossible to screw up the game's story. However, this news implies something much larger and much more unsettling: Hollywood may officially be out of original movie ideas.
Sooo... yeah... Asteroids Movie= the most ridiculous idea ever!!!

And what's next... Adventure: The Movie?!?! <=that was just a joke
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Gatta be kidding me
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While channel flipping I got this quote:
\"If singing in the rain was so popular, why wasn't a sequal made?\"
\"Because, Jimmy, back then they used something called, 'cre-a-tiv-ity'\".
I guess we've run dry on that.
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Given time, hollywood will make a movie of anything.
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What next PONG!!!
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Hollywood sucks.
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Theftbot wrote:What next PONG!!!
Pong... the movie (It's a better than any michael bay movies...)
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lol
It's never good to wake up in the shrubs naked, you either got way too drunk, or your azz is a werewolf.

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Sapphire Wolf wrote:And what's next... Adventure: The Movie?!?! <=that was just a joke
That would make more sense! Old school advent had setting, character, a sense of wonder. Asteroids has . . . um, asteroids. And a ship. And aliens, sometimes.

I dunno. I don't see much there to work with.

Then again, it leaves so many questions unanswered. Who is our protagonist? Why is he shooting asteroids--mining? Survival? Bad hyperspace calculation? Who are these aliens? And why are they worth so many points?
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However, this news implies something much larger and much more unsettling: Hollywood may officially be out of original movie ideas.
In other news, water is in fact wet, the Pacific Ocean is really freakin' big, and Men and Women will always think the other sex is the more complicated of the two.
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